#date everything player

Another self indulgent comic below :) *giggles and runs away at lighting speed*

(no warnings needed this time :))

Fuckkkk stuff like this is so fun to think about. Honestly after Hector’s dialogue about having his filters replaced feeling good for him and Luke’s whole thing with his chassis, interacting with other objects in the house takes on a whole new light.

Daisuke is probably internally screaming the whole time you’re trying to fix him, the initial press of your fingertips sending a wave of nervousness through him. Having you touch the chipped edge probably feels like pressing on a wound, it’s sensitive. If you continue to be gentle and glue him back together with care, he’d breathe a sigh of relief.

When you make your bed, Betty probably feels like she’s getting a good stretch. Sort of that nice, full-body feeling after going to a chiropractor?

When you light him, Scandalabra feels a sort of thrill through his body. Burning actually feels rather good. Same with Dante, but it’s more like a warm, comforting feeling for him.

When you go to check on your breaker box during a storm, Eddie’s probably flinching a little at the touch against the switches. Power outages manifest in pain for him, but cause Volt to become drowsy/uncoordinated, almost a drunk-like state. Having an electrician poke around in there is strange, it might feel good to get fixed, but both of them have their pride wounded a little. Feels like failure of their duties.

Being cleaned probably feels vastly different depending on the object. Celia probably sneezes or gets ticklish when you take a duster to the corners of your ceiling. Wiping down your doorknob has Dorian feel like you’re taking his hands. Spraying windex on your mirror definitely has Amir shining in pride until the next fog-up, and it feels like a refreshing mist to him.

Electronical objects definitely have sensitive wires. It’s a really weird feeling to have them touch, and can be awkward, painful, or even feel good depending on how you touch them and what they think of you.

Freddy, on some level, tastes whatever food you put inside him. Sophia feels a flash of satisfaction when you place another valuable in her, in fact, I think her mood is partially dependent on how much cash she is holding at any given time. I’m not sure how drain cleaner would feel for Johnny, Sinclair, and Bathsheba, but I think it would be kind of like mouthwash for them? They probably feel rather good afterwards, I imagine grime feels like a sore throat/an icky buildup of phlegm.

Tumblr gets first dibs bc I still don't know how to feel about this

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