"Dirty camping fun" Luke Nukem x reader
(18+ MDNI)
cw: nipple play. afab terminology. thigh riding. dry humping. oral fem receiving. notes: After I discovered Luke I knew it was my birth right to make my personality all about him, since the fandom being quite new and all there was not much smutty Luke fics, so he's my contributing Luke nation!! I don't have much experience writing smut so I do apologise. enjoy. wc: 2.3k
The forest was cold and bitter, and on a day like today you couldn't wait until you hit your next post. The cosy rustic vibes, the soothing warm bath, the relaxing cup of coffee. It is all you could of asked for on this mission of yours. You've stayed in two cabins so far in this journey, the first one was ran down, gaps in the logs and a faulty lock, the second one not so much better. It was the wishful thinking that kept you going on this mission, wishing you could have a smidgen of comfort on your next rest. Luke was a few steps ahead of you, his fiery and adventurous demeanour not faltering once. His confidence in this mission is what calmed your nerves about leaving the comfort of your home, always alert, always focused. It is something you admired in him strongly.
You never remembered how you ended up in this situation. It started with the dateviators, then talking to your furniture, then one day speaking to this eccentric microwave you had hidden in the corner of your kitchen. His strife in his believes about the Magnetron and some nuclear bomb had you interested. At first scared, but utterly intrigued in this man. Hopefully your curiosity won't get you killed, just a fun story to tell for when you and Luke get home.
Luke carried possibly every survival gear you could imagine. Knives, a stove, multiple spare clothes and hell, the man bought a tent. You giggled when you first left the house, thinking he looked like such a dork, whilst you had a rucksack with a few -minimal essentials- knowing you were staying in cabins and you could just 'suck it up' if things got rough for a night.
The skies turned dark as rain clouds above you set in, maybe it was time for you to eat your words at this point. You held your hand out as if to catch raindrops, but nothing came except from a slight rumble in the sky. "Ranger". Luke stopped in his tracks, turning around to address you. "The storms setting in, we can set up camp here for the night." Luke grinned as he knew his gear would come in handy despite your disapproval. Luke looked around the immediate area for the perfect spot, ignoring your protests behind him as you try getting his attention to what was happening right now.
"What? Nonono, we have the cabin" You wailed in frustration, Luke chuckled and slumped off his oversized bag. "The winds picking up and we still have several miles to go, I don't want you hiking at night, its dangerous". He explained to you in a soft tone as he was setting up your tent for the night, him putting your safety first made your heart flutter, you cringed at yourself for swooning over the bare minimum. You watched as Luke set up the tent next to several bushes, he was squatted on the floor- arms flexing as his top clung to him due to sweat and the light rain that began. You stood there, not remembering when you began seeing Luke like this and not just as a friend. It felt like a switch went off from where you saw him as this boy deluded in make believe to primal man that you couldn't help have slightly inappropriate thoughts of. You bit you lip, trying to supress any more thoughts of Luke pop up in your head as he finished fixing up the tent, making sure it was sturdy and safe for the night.
Lightning crackled and thunder roared as the night went on, nightfall hit very quick, you had a final look out of the tent- seeing nothing but but trees shake and rain hit the ground, you zipped up the tent and locked it. You decided you should try and get comfy for the night, just as Luke was doing, you dragged your backpack towards you, trying to find your sleeping bag and a few extra hoodies. shit. you looked in a panic around your bag as you couldn't find your sleeping bag. shit.shit.shit. nononono.
You sighed in frustration as you realised you did not have the one thing Luke told you to bring. You looked over a look at Luke to see he had already bundled himself up in blankets and a sleeping bag, along with a roll mat to keep him from being on the cold floor, unlike you who couldn't even feel her own ass. You sighed, knowing tonight was going to be a rough one for you. You put on a sweater followed by a hoodie, and two extra pair of socks in hopes it would keep the heat in. you lied down in the squished space you had, trying to get comfy.
You avoided eye contact with Luke for rest the evening, in fact, you tried your best to be minimal with him in general, he could tell something was off, he looked too nervous to pry. You felt shame in the thoughts you had of him, you thought if you ignored him then the thoughts would go away, and boy you were wrong.
It didn't help that Luke packed a 2 man tent, you could barely move without touching him, even when still you were still within an inch of him. Every so often you'd feel his body heat as he breathed and for a second you felt warm spread through you, relaxing you. You were both lied down at this point, you curled up on you side in your hoodies, facing Luke. Whilst Luke was in his sleeping bag on his back, resting his head on his arm- seeming to be accustomed to the cold weather. You tried shutting your eyes, thinking you wouldn't be cold if you were asleep, Luke shifted and his hand brushed your arm, he gasped quietly. "You're freezing" Luke had slight worried expression on his face. "You're going to get sick". You mumbled an incoherent response as your face was snuggled into your clothes. You heard a zip from beside you and uncovered your face to see Luke's sleeping bag undone on your side, he looked at you sternly. "You're not catching your death, get in". He told you. You couldn't lie, but him giving you orders made you feel all tingly.
You shifted slightly into his sleeping bag, surprised it could fit both of you. "take your hoodie off, you'll warm up quicker against my body heat" You sat in awkwardness as you slowly took off your hoodie, Luke kept his arm out so you could lie on it, or more his chest with his arm wrapped around you. You were lying into him, hand resting on his chest, moving as he breathed. Your limbs stiffly intertwining with Luke's as you tried making yourself comfy. Luke let out a laugh at your bashfulness. You moved your leg so it was wrapped over Luke's thigh, hugging more into him, you swallowed nervously as his muscles flexed, causing it to put quick pressure on your sensitive area. You tensed your fist, trying to take your mind off what your body and mind was trying to think. Luke hummed. you looked at him in reaction to see his face slightly flushed, breathing slightly heavier.
"I.. uh" Luke began, but never finishing. Instead, Luke turned to face you, moving his leg, pushing it between your legs further, so it was firmly pressed against your core. You giggled out a breathy moan as the contact felt good. A little too good. You looked wide eyed at him, did he do this on purpose? Luke let out a soft chuckle. "you can..." he whispered, almost as if he lost the ability to talk, he tucked your hair behind your ear, leaning in closer so his forehead was touching yours. you nodded, somewhat nervously with your eyes heavy.
You shifted your hips against his leg, shifting yourself upwards so you were more on his thigh, using your arm for leverage. You gently rocked yourself on him, sweet and quiet moans released from you as you were embarrassed to look up at Luke. You felt yourself struggle for release, continuously rubbing yourself against him trying to soothe your frustration. "Struggling, Ranger?" Luke teased. His strong arms snaked down your body landing either side of your hips, a brief giggle fell from your lips as his feathered touch tickled you. Luke used his thumbs to gently pull down your underwear and pants slightly, exposing your sensitivity, you used this opportunity to climb onto him, the fabric of the sleeping bag kept you tight against Luke's manhood. Luke let out a low, guttural groan, his hands steading you, he reached down to unbuckle his belt, shuffling his pants down. Hands placing back on your hips you began the swift movement of gliding against him
"O-oh, Luk--"
"That's Soldier, to you"
Luke interrupted, grinning like he had something wicked in mind, you let out gasps of pleasure upon his remark. He reached up to your chest, softly stroking the skin around your nipple, ever so gently brushing the back of his fingers against them earning sweet noises from you. Every touch, every sensation he caused to your body made you jolt in excitement. Luke's hand swarmed to your back as he sat himself up, keeping you tight against him. He leaned his head down to finish off what his fingers started. His tongue swirled around your bud, mouth enclosed around it creating a suction like effect as his other hand had been, pinching, flicking, squeezing the other. Luke's teeth grazed your chest as you picked up speed.
"Oh, S-soldier..." you mewled embarrassingly.
"that's it, Darling, keep going"
Your hand wrapped around the back of his head, keeping him against your plush breast, as your hips shuddered against his growing erection. You groaned out as pleasure raced through your body, encompassing you in your first orgasm of the night. Your movements slowed down as you rode him, coming down from your high. Your head rested on his should breathing deeply. You moved down slightly to see his underwear covered in your mess, You placed soft kisses on his neck as he let out a hushed whimper. Hands yet again roaming your body.
"Let me take care of you" He begged, using his hand to force you to maintain eye contact with him, you nodded at him with a smile. Excited, in both senses, to see what his plans were. Luke gently flipped you on your back, finally undoing the restrictive sleeping bag he soon grew to despise. Luke shuffled down, leaving wet kisses down from your navel, past your hip and to your thighs. His strong arms wrapped around your hips keeping your from squirming from him. Luke hummed and chuckled as you squealed and squirmed, leaving small hickeys in your inner thigh. Your hands raced to lukes arms, grabbing onto them for dear life. Luke began slowly kisses upwards, Luke kissed your clit. It felt like explosions shot off through you as you let out a unrestrained mewl, this made Luke go wild, Luke kissed it again, and again. His burning breath making the sensation feel amazing, you felt small licks, then every so often his lips would purse around your bud, tugging it gently. He moved down slightly, nose bumping against your clit as his tongue snaked its way inside of your sopping hole, he gave it 2, slow, deep licks before removing himself. You cried out to him, trying to move him closer to you again, missing the pleasure he so graciously gave you.
"God, look at you" He teased" Doing so good for your Soldier here"
He kissed his way back up to you, biting your lip softly allowing for his tongue to enter, tasting yourself on him. He used one of his hands to remove his underwear, giving his sensitive member a few strokes- despite him being hard for you already. You gave him a reassuring nod, letting him know you were ready for it, that you were craving him. Luke lined himself up and rubbed his tip against you, your juices coating him. Luke could slide in with ease, which he did until he bottomed out. You let out a high-pitch squeal as you could feel him kiss your cervix. Ever so slowly, pulling himself back out and in again, driving you insane. "Fuck" Luke grunted, doing his best not to drill into you. "Please, please Luke" You whined as you wrapped your legs lightly around him, pulling his dick in you deeper "fuck me, please, like you mean it, just fuck--" You couldn't even finish your pleas before Luke rammed himself into you at a strong pace, using his hands to pull you into him, it felt like he was bullying you, low- masculine grunts fell from Luke's mouth as he drilled his way into you. Your body shook at the force, helpless cries of pleasure releasing from you as he hit your g-spot, you could sense Luke was close, his noises becoming stuttered. He reached down to pleasure your clit with his thumb, placing firm pressure onto it causing you to buck into him. He didn't give you a sense of rest, his hand slapped firmly onto your clit as you couldn't help but release a second wave of pleasure. You practically cried out as his cock was now bullying your cervix as he continued to thrust harsh into you as he finished inside of you, riding out both of your orgasms. He slipped out of you, in disbelief of what just happened. Stroking your thigh as you legs shook from pleasure.
"Well Ranger, we should camp more often"


















