#datacrons

So a few years ago @sithwarblade and @alyssnighthawk and I were doing a Datacron Master run and one night, I assume in a haze of sleep-deprivation and failure-induced hysteria, we came up with an alternate version of Party in the USA that was about datacron hunting. It was completed except for the last line, which I really quickly threw together so it could be posted in its entirety.

So, for your reading/singing pleasure, here it is and I'm so sorry

Hopped off my car at the qt point

With my dream of a datacron

Welcome to the land of insane jumps

That’s a thin beam I gotta land on

Jumped off the cliff

Landed there on my first try

Look to my left and I see my friend fall by

This is all so crazy

Gotta restart this whole thing

My tummy’s turning and I’m feeling kinda motion sick

Too much pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when my astromech turned on the radio

And Melita Tal’s song was on

And Melita Tal’s song was on

And Melita Tal’s song was on

So I put my hands up

And use my grapple hook

I’m flying right through the air

Nodding my head like yeah

Holding my feet still, yeah

I got my hands up

I can see the datacron

And I know it’s gonna be okay

Well, that’s sort of embarrasing -- I thought I had finished all the lower-level datacrons years ago, but then I joined some Tython cron hunters on a whim and discovered I didn’t have the purple one :D