#dash:starters

Woah, what a place. Everything seems pretty nifty so far, overall. This is definitely more than I expected. Anyway, Lorelai Berry here, new student at McKinley Prep. I’m pretty excited to dive right in. Now, if anyone could be so kind as to point me towards the library and the cafeteria, I’d be set! Reading maps really isn’t my forte. 

Well slap my ass and call me a buttered biscuit, what the FUCK is up, kids? Can’t say I’m not kinda disappointed, I was expecting a nice big rave to celebrate my arrival. No worries though, because when you get right down to it, I am the motherfuckin party! Anyway, introductions are lame but they tell me it’s ‘required’ sooooooooooo, without further adieu, yo! The name is Two-Bit Mathews. Don’t matter if that’s what’s on the good ole’ Birth Cert or not, and it ain’t your business to ask. From what I hear, I’m the newest addition to Team Dalton, for the win! I ain’t great at these things, so I guess if I’ve missed some shit, we can spend the day playing a good, old-fashioned game of ‘Fill in the Blanks’. Or you could, ya know, just ask. Anywho-tin, tootin’ falootin’, I’ve gotta work on getting all this shit I brought with me shoved into some drawers or something. After that, if anyone wants to show me to the golden trough we’re supposed to gather at for feeding time, let me know! And for fuck’s sake, let me know who you are! I can’t make fun of you properly if I don’t know who ya are! I’m off, catch me on the flip-side if ya can!

New people, new faces, new places ta be! How fuckin’ excitin’ this shit is. And no school for a whole two weeks? Fuuuuuckin’-A! If anyone wantsta get up to somethin’, lemme know. That festival thingie’s still goin’, I think! 

Good morning all, and happy holidays. Here’s hoping everyone has a groovy day. I’m around if I’m needed or if anyone wants some company. 

Whuddup party people! I hear it’s some kinda national holiday today, so that’s cool! I also hear I’ll be eatin’ good because of it, so that’s an automatic good goddamned day! Sound off if I’ll be seein’ your gorgeous face today- if I can still open my eyes by the end’a this feast, that is. 

Good morning, and Happy Thanksgiving to all! Hopefully everyone is having a glorious morning, and has big happy plans for the day! If any Dominant is in need of assistance for today, I am around!

Don’t it just look like some kinda winter wonderful outside? A++ decoratin’ that is. I mean that shit’ll just get anyone in tha mood to be festive. Fa la la la la and all’a that shizz. Anyhoot, if anyone wants ta do somethin’ let a fella know! I’m thinkin’ of makin’ an appearance later, maybe signin’ some autographs, might even open up a photo op! YOWZA! 

I can’t believe we’ve made it through to break, finally! Here’s hoping everyone is doing well! Things have been relatively quiet lately, I’m not sure if I should be nervous about that or not. Let’s just hope this quiet persists for a while. I think we could all use the break.