#dash:eugene

Whaaaaat? Your super cool, fresh to highschool, swol af awesome cousin Eugene doesn’t even rank close enough to Rory yet to even be mentioned? I’m hurt, dude. I mean, you haven’t really gotten to see what I can do yet, but have I ever been not awesome at anything else in life? I think not.

Dude, we barely share genes, chill! I’m sure you’ll be good, but you’re fresh meat, you can’t try and pull rank on Rory, she’d older than you. And she’ll probably murder you if you try to take her title, so like... I’m doing you a favor bro. Appreciate the kind deed.