#dash:zoe

I’m excited for you because I remember you were talking about how much you love him whenever we texted! and it’s like just really nice to see a couple so perfectly together. That’s a really awesome way to do it! And such a cute story.

Not to sound totally mushy, but I really don’t remember what my life was even like before I loved him! I’m not sure I’d know how to function if that part of me was suddenly gone. Good thing I get to spend forever with him instead! Here’s to hoping it’s an especially long forever.

NOT FALSE! Completely true! You have fun too with your baseball and r.o.a.r swords! When you play games people cheer for you! You have fans! I am so not the sporty type. I bet you’d rock all of them so much better than I ever could. It’s like your natural talent! Yeah but mine is way more like a 25% than a 50% and yeah it’s the lowest I’ve ever gotten! Except for the time I almost failed gym… You shouldn’t be forced to run back and forth like that! I can hardly keep the group from hating me so there’s no way we’re the same level with people. I mean, you would’ve been a part of the group costume if you hadn’t been related to me. I’m holding you back!

Yeah, but that’s not the point really! You have fun with your stuff, even if my stuff is like more mainstream fun than yours is! And your brain’s totally going to get you more places than my baseball, I’m only going to be athletic enough to keep playing until I’m like 40 if even then, you can be brilliant until you’re on your deathbed! Did they make you climb ropes in gym class? That’s always seemed kinda mean to me, what if you’re afraid of heights? Or afraid of ropes? No one hates you! There just aren’t that many Scooby Doo characters, there wasn’t one left for Hazel either. Did you want to be Scrappy? I would have been him but I’m too tall; mandrakes are way cooler! 

I guess an argument can be made that they don’t know they’re being underhanded. I mean, you wouldn’t do something with an ulterior motive to people on purpose, right? So, we can chalk it up to an accident. Although, I don’t usually find humor in seeing it happen to other people. It’s hard enough to get people, all the secretiveness just makes it ten times harder to really know what someone means when they say something.

No, I absolutely do things with ulterior motives all the time. Like invite people over to play videogames because I want a chance to get them alone, or pretend to flirt with someone on XBox live to distract them so my team can go in for the kill, or tell someone that they should try out a bad boy phase just so I can see whether they look hot in leather or not... I mean, mostly harmless ulterior motives. Well, sort of. If I was a murderer the ‘getting them alone’ thing would be shady, but I’m not, so they’re good! Sounds like you need a crash course in people skills -- you can’t figure it out with everyone, and a lot of times you can’t figure out why, but I think a lot of people can at least tell when something’s a little sarcastic or shady.

Have you ever had any luck with taking gummy vitamins to help you with focus? Because I bought the Olly brand ones recently to get me through all kinds of Valentine’s Day event planning, and the very first time I took one I fell asleep within twenty minutes and accidentally wasted two hours napping!

Not being afraid to dream big is very respectable indeed. I daresay you aren’t far off from donating artwork to those in need, your art is already quite stunning, and as for the ANPS, they’re always taking volunteers. I don’t know how well vegan food would be received in the lunch line, but as someone who’s mainly vegetarian myself, it’s good to have options. I guess my question after reading this is what are your dreams that are just are about you? Helping people is a wonderful thing but self-actualization is on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and it’s how you establish yourself as stable.

You don’t think any of those count as being about me? I’m so sorry, Princess Zoe, I was afraid that my list was getting too long but I guess I didn’t mean to leave the question unanswered. I suppose as much as I want to donate my paintings, I also love the idea of having others that’ll be on display not just in hospitals, but in the finest art galleries in the country. And perhaps this is too bold to say, so please don’t tell anyone, I wouldn’t want them to think any less of me! But part of that dream of making a difference came in the form of being the queen. Prince Will’s always so kind; I can’t imagine a better husband in all the land. And I realize that I have a voice already as the Princess of Auroria, but the queen of Auradon is so much more respected. I know that if Prince Will blessed me by asking for my hand in marriage, he’d also help give me a platform for helping others by his side.

That’s definitely not the best of traits. Without plans, life tends to go off the rails. Perhaps it’s time you decided that the rest of the world is as important as a common plant. It might serve you in the future.

With too many plans, you can miss out on great opportunities! Don’t you love adventures, Zoe? I plan for things that are really important, and so far things have gone all right for me.