#dash:troy

You really want to give up an easy gig like that just over a little social contact? Wow, I mean I’m not complaining but WOW.

Um, yep! I never really asked for the gigs, I was just trying to give stuff to my friends and stuff spread against my will!

Well, maybe you just need to age into it or something but you look sixteen. Sorry not sorry.

Like I said, I don’t want you to be sorry, I literally don’t care what you think. You just sound pretty dumb when you say stuff that’s so inaccurate, that’s all. I’m fine with having a baby face, honestly. It may be annoying now  but it’s going to be great when I still look young and everyone around me looks like a shriveled up old raisin someday. 

Wowww, what kind of heartless person takes a flamethrower to a poor snowman? Does your mother know about this?

Oh my God, I said I hadn’t tried it! HADN’T! He did get too close to the fire once when I was making s’mores but it wasn’t a deliberate thing!

Shit dude, that’s great. And like if anything you kind of did him a favor? I mean I’m not big on the one-guy, one-girl thing but if you have to settle down better to do it with someone who isn’t going to fuck around on you. Or at least someone who’s open about it. What’d you do to get banned from the Zudes then?

Damn, why didn’t I have you on the inside petitioning for me when it happened?? I totally think you’re right -- I mean, I saved him from someone who clearly wanted to cheat on him, it’s not my fault I was just hot enough for her to finally go for it. I mean... Do I seem like a Zude to you?