#dash stuffs

“If they were small bodies it was all they could get to cause your fat ass was in the way, or maybe you just disgusted them to much for them to even try with you~”

"Says the clown cheeked little loser bitch that apparently can't keep my ass out of his mouth for like three seconds." He means conversationally, of course. It does come up quite a bit-

Last song I listened to: If listening to it in your head counts then... Dig a little deeper from Princess and the Frog.

Currently reading: Whatever fanfic I find on here honestly lol.

Currently watching: Ghost Whisperer. And crying on certain episodes that just hit the pain spots.

10 songs I've listened to recently. Oh boy, I have so many. Idk how I'll do this, lol.

Not in any order because who remembers anything lol.

1.) Stay Alive - Andy Black

2.) Nightcore Tongue Twister (Deeper version)

3.) Daughtry - Waiting for Superman

4.) Teeth - 5SOS

5.) On My Own - Ashes Remain (Thank you Mage.)

6.) Maroon 5 - Payphone

7.) Stronger - The Score

8.) Legend - The Score

9.) Fictional - Khloe Rose

10.) My Oh My - Aqua (I don't remember when recently, but I'm adding it. Piratessssss.)

Lmao, oh well.

Fun thing.

Ily!

You make me happy too! This is such a weird day but a good one and I'm going to make it better with pizza!

Awww ily!

I've been awake for maybe 20 minutes or more, and I've had the most interesting morning. It's only 10:20.

———  BASICS! ♡

(PEN)NAME: Ash/Ashton/Jordan

PRONOUNS: He/Him & She/Her

ZODIAC SIGN: Aries / Pig

TAKEN OR SINGLE:  Single

———  THREE  FACTS! ♡

1 -  I used to believe that a specific anime show was real and I was destined to go there and be a part of the main cast hero group, I just had to be a certain age and a certain size/build/weight so once I achieved that, they’d come to get me. So, technically, up until 12 or 13 yoa I was waiting for my isekai destiny.

2 -  Jumped back and forth between normal school, homeschool, then normal school again, only to end off with virtual so my school experience as well as my school-taught knowledge is all over the place.

3 -  If you ever need to make me laugh, just link me ‘The Lochness Monster Song’ from Youtube. Because I have horrible humor and that whole thing kills me.

———  EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED: I think MSN messenger, Max/Dan/Wiz before they removed the forums, then facebook communities (both via actual pages or just making friends a few or a group at a time and building an indirect community and plot from the overflow of people. idk how i used to handle that lmao), other forums and eventually on and off tumblr, discord, wire. occasionally omegle to email or discord when im desperate.

PLOTTING / WINGING IT / MEMES: I am open to all, but if it becomes a thread, I definitely prefer reasonable plotting somewhere along the lines, and occasionally popping in for plotting refreshers if needed to keep the plot going!

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER: I can write both, but I generally prefer males, unless I just really vibe with a female characters personality and plot and such.

MULTI OR SINGLE: Multimuse half the time, mainly on this blog. I tend to take on a few characters if I have interest and/or experience, just depending on the fandom.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACECLAIM(S): I don’t have any big opinions on faceclaims, honestly. i’ve used them in the past for OCs or RL examples of book or animated or other such characters. for stuff that has reasonable picture options, i would generally expect those pictures to be used, but im not gonna complain otherwise.

———  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡    

FLUFF: I love it, especially as a sort of balm over formerly stressful content, or its just...so dang cute and addictive. So long as it stays in mine and my partners personal parameters of believable/fitting/appropriate for the scene and our characters unless otherwise being wish fulfillment content.

ANGST: I generally live by it. Sometimes I might have moments where I get really caught up and i overthink the comfort level or consequences and try to solve issues like a RL person rather than trying to tell and enjoy a story but, when I can control that, I thoroughly enjoy some good angst with roleplay partners.

SMUT: I’m totally on board with it. I’ve been known to just throw out fling moments, moreso with characters it makes sense for, but I generally prefer some believable build up. The long pine, slow burn can be amazing, but I also understand and relate to partners who might have those moments of just feeling they and their muse have both gotten a little impatient/it feels like a moment is there and you just take it.

BONUS: I don’t always manage it well but I’ve come to enjoy developing HC’s/fanon for my muses and I adore moments where I get to share that and build some realism and relatability, within reason and accuracy, to my characters..

Tagged by: stolen from @roleplay-abiogenesis2 just cause~ been meaning to do it for a while lol