#dash comments.

trying not to give wisteria an aneurysm challenge FAILED

              ❝ My breastplate wasn’t quite as sturdy back then. .                              We all have to start somewhere. ❞

“Actually! Did you know that thighs and the spine are both severely underrated and deserve more love? Without them, well, we’d be like snakes! Human snakes!! But with arms! Ah but well I don’t think our organs would work as well, we may very well die in a matter of seconds without either of those things. So let’s give it up for thighs and the spine, any love for both those things are very valid!!”

Don’t mind her. She’s just heart eyeing at a certain idiot and wanting to hold his hand and wanting to smooch him and wanting to hug him and–– 

“Pure?! Pure?!?!!? Really?! Pure!! It said he was pure! Ha! My foot he’s pure!!! That bully has been nothing but nasty to me, stealing my things because they’re shiny and making fun of my height! I knew those tests were fake the minute I got my results from the last one!” 

why is father teaching kids swear words??

“If I can recall correctly, I believe that it was a law set in place by the goddess of wisdom herself that the chosen champions of H/ylia are always adorable and soft. Trust me, this is true I study history.” 

       She didn’t get to put her two cents in earlier,             but her ass is clearly the juiciest.