#darknightdaredoll

     “Oracle saving my butt once again. Does that make me the damsel in distress here?”

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Kitty

likes to watch reality tv: Dick (rare)

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Dick

is the jealous / protective one: both

goes all out on the holidays: Dick

cries over books: Kitty

is terrible with kids: neither

drinks too much caffeine: Dick

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Kitty

never wears matching socks: Kitty

punches a tree when they’re angry: Dick

   Late as usual; he told Babs he’d be there an HOUR ago but he    got caught up again at his ‘night job’. He’d swear it’s a miracle    she still manages to put up with him because he has to admit,    sometimes he really doesn’t know HOW she does it.

   Sliding through the window, sneaking past her security the way    he ALWAYS does (because using the DOOR is far less fun),   he finally makes it over to see her; but she’s gotten used to him,   and she EXPECTED him.

        ❝You know, it’s getting harder and harder to surprise you.❞