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their child’s name and why they were given that name: Blithe Maria Swan Mills. Blithe was Emma’s choice, spur of the moment and beautiful. Maria was Regina’s, similar to Mary, for Snow’s curse name.one thing their child always begs for in the store: Blithe has stuffed animal fever. Anything with big, plastic eyes and soft fur, she wants it. their child’s favorite toy and why: It’s a ragged little stuffed toy in the shape of a horse, strikingly similar to one Regina had as a child herself. Blithe loves it because it makes her feel like her Mama. their child’s first word: No, as she tries to smack Emma’s teasing hand away from a plate of baby food. their child’s least favorite food: Oatmeal. She spit it out as a baby, got it all over both her mom’s faces.the thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: She’s like Mama’s little shadow; Emma is the one bragging about this, in all honesty. She loves that Blithe takes after Regina so much.the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: She’s been told for the 85th time that no, they cannot get a cat, because Mama is allergic. whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: Regina tries to be strict with Blithe, but it doesn’t always work. She’s too much of a sucker for her girl’s big, brown eyes. something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: Blithe laughing when she’s an infant. When she laughs, she shakes her head back and forth very vigorously and makes herself dizzy. Being dizzy makes her laugh again, and the cycle continues.  how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: Hide her face in her hands as she cries, until Emma reveals the candy bag and then she just wants to be held.

their child’s name and why they were given that name: Daniel Enrique Swan Mills. Emma chose the name Daniel, after their mutual friend and Regina’s former love who helped them come together. Enrique is Spanish for Henry, which Regina chose in honor of her father.one thing their child always begs for in the store: Danny’s got a thing for potato chips. Any kind, so long as it’s bad for him and in a brightly colored bag. He’s tried sneaking them into the cart before with little success. their child’s favorite toy and why: A plush snowgie from one of his aunts, because it’s soft and he can squeeze it. He gives it piggy back rides all around the house.their child’s first word: Mommy, for Emma. Regina predicted it long before he was even talking.their child’s least favorite food: Brussels Sprouts. Enough said.the thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: That he’s very outgoing and loves to meet new people; he’s a hugger. the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: He’s been grounded by Regina for roughhousing too hard after she’d instructed him to stop. No more watching UFC with Emma for a while.whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: As always, Regina is the strict parent. Emma is the laidback one who, on occasion, is more child than parent herself.something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: He loves to wrestle his moms around age three, first by running into their legs repeatedly until they “fall over”. Then he sits on them victoriously until nap time.how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: Silent tears that he tries to hide out of embarrassment of being caught crying on camera. 

{ text: the wife } maybe we should call snow and tell her to bring them home

               damn right