#daranos

For a dark secret council meeting, I wish we didn't have to meet in a fucking garage.

The Dark Secret Council had a Santa Clause-esque policy for their members. Clause with an E like the Tim Allen movie.

It was gross, twice as gross as the time his weird aunt wet kissed him on the lips, but not half as weird as the time his uncle wet kissed him on the butt.

Don't be a total piece of shit like Schmeal because not even his mom cared that he didn't come home that night, which is crazy because most moms still love their pieces of shit sons, so you have to be a really big piece of shit to get that treatment from your mom, right?

Hopefully someone would run her over before the next meeting of the Dark Secret Council.

Schmeal was fucking pissed!

It was just a regular, plain old dildo, but it was the first dildo, so it was special, I think.

It was so fucking awesome that he almost jerked off right there, because, seriously, he had an impulse control problem and was probably a compulsive masturbator.