I was driving and this guy pulled into the turn lane, parked it, sauntered down the lane divider, grabbed his 'garage sale' sign, and brought it back to his car. There was zero fucks given and was done all before the light changed colors. Well played, sir.

Is this the surgeon's office? Yes, I'd like to have my Martin Freeman feels removed, please. As soon as possible if you could. Uh-huh. The Hobbit publicity photos. The pain is getting unbearable. Oh, and you might as well take the ovaries, too. Those things are pretty much shot all to hell, now.