#dansdisstrack

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii

oh reasons why dan’s a fail i’ll give you some

you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete

you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo

i could go on there’s more if i check there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death 100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm wtf even is your sexuality it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

*cough* i’m joking obviously ..

okay that went deep repress it? yup before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee