#dannyphantomisameme

Dan Phantom 😈 — What would it take for you to become absolutely unhinged? I’m talking like… batshit feral.

I thought about this for a while because it was really hard to see myself going insane in any way but I guess the situation that would most likely make me go batshit feral would be if everyone in the world suddenly forgot I existed and I was left by myself in a secluded area with enough stuff to live on because then I wouldn't have any expectations at all and I could do whatever the heck I wanted to.

The Ghostwriter 📝 — What is your favorite thing you’ve ever written?

I looked through all my writing to answer this one and came to the conclusion that my favorite thing I've ever written is a small, personal bit titled Learn To Trust Again. (Now, my favorite dp fic I've written is Shatter) Learn To Trust Again is short (836 words) and really personal. I wrote it when I wasn't in a good spot mentally, so it starts out pretty depressing. However, in the middle of writing it, something good happened and made me feel better so I ended it on a hopeful note which really is one of the reasons I like it so much. It's a nice glimpse back into an event I still think about, but it provides the mindset I had while everything was still fresh. Since it is super personal, I'm not going to share the entire thing but here's my 3 favorite lines from it:

"There are so many things you wish you could say but the words just don’t form when you have the opportunity to say them."

"Unfortunately, you can’t tell her that yet because you’re still scared to overstep boundaries that were never officially set."

"A hope that everything won’t come crashing down, and that maybe, just maybe, everything will be fine once again."

Writer: @ma-tsu-the-male-goddess

“I’m just getting word now, pholks, that the next phight will actually be a ghostly bake-off!” Matsu has certainly never heard of this happening before, and she’s kind of hoping that it’ll still turn into a brawl. She’s never been one to turn down watching a phight.

@Em-sta has laid out all of her ingredients on a spooky-looking table. Several things are smoking, and all of it looks moldy. @Dannyphantomisameme’s table is looking quite a bit more normal. Though there does seem to be a bunch of pumpkin spice. 

“Our lovely referee has been chosen to be the judge for this match. He’s got several discerning taste buds so you two better be bringing your best! All the rest of them were burned off in the fire.” Matsu takes one moment of silence for his loss. Sad kazoo music comes from Em’s table. The kindness is appreciated. 

“Looks like our theme will be… Starbucks lattes! I’m not sure why; obviously Denny’s ecto-lattes are far superior.” The last part is a muttered aside and almost sounds like a joke. Matsu looks legitimately offended though. 

“And the cooks are off! Blenders are whirring, and things are spontaneously catching on fire. Ooops!” Matsu winces, “That looked like a poor choice on Em’s part. I’m not sure there’s cheese in lattes.” 

Lily is cackling now. She’s been a terrifyingly competent phighter throughout the match. She knows she’s got this in the bag. Em lets out a furious yell and starts throwing things over to Lily’s station. Now Lily’s having to dodge flying fruit as she works.

“Well, this might be cheating, but no ever said cheating was illegal! You go Em!” An air-horn sounds off. “And that’s it! Please bring your drinks to the judge.”

“Em’s the first one up. It doesn’t seem to taste too bad, but it’s certainly not a latte. Too bad for her. Lily’s still looking confident so let’s see how she measures up.” Lily hands over her latte, and the judge takes a sip. He looks pleasantly surprised and starts chugging. Suddenly, he starts choking. 

“What’s going on down there?! The judge seems to have coughed up a raisin. Lily may have attempted to kill the judge! What a surprise!” Lily is whipping her head back and forth, obviously upset. She starts yelling at Em. The fruit could only have come from her food attack earlier.