#dannynotes

CA: its fancy and impressivve and all but ( ... ) CA: (...) better than evverybody and its probably got you all messed up ( ... ) CA: you obvviously hate me and i think i got it in me ( ... ) CA: and wwere both obvviously dangerous elites in nature CA: yeah and in return maybe you could teach me howw to bullshit magic like that 

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CA: ( ... ) fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is 

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FCA: and im really kinda sittin here in bad shape about it emotionally speakin

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CA: i havve some serious feelins and problems here and i need some advvice CA: this is a lot a pointless fuckin rubbish and isnt no emotional help ( ... ) CA: my feelins seem petty and meaninless noww

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CA: ( ... ) wwhy wwould i keep that disgusting shit on hand

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CA: i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead  CA: and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin  CA: and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff  CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you  CA: ( ... ) im bein really dead serious and honest about this CA: and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty  CA: and the only reason i put up with ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system

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CA: since you dont wanna be pale with me no more 

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CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you  CA: that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww CA: wwe might evven be sayin the same thing CA: but maybe its a good thing really  CA: actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest CA: you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me 

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CA: ( ... ) wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve CA: and im doing it for us CA:( ... ) bitter and contentious ( ... ) and there wwas some good chemistry ( ... )

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CA: wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it CA: i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military  CA: ill glub in wwhatevver dumbass bubbly soundin fishnoise i wwant to glub CA: im not going to explain it to you again 

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CA: im not going to explain it to you again CA: and im doing it for us CA: ok please lets just not get into the wwhole fuckin fish pun thing again ok CA: wwe had it all set up for her to givve me this thing tonight ( ... )

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CA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does CA: i figure if ( ... ) make it official and be ours right CA: yeah go ahead and kiss us off ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all ( ... ) CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once CA: ( ... ) the fate of the race and purity of the bloodline is important ( ... ) CA: i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT ( ... ) CA: wwhatevver wwe wwill just play and find out i guess CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve ( ... ) CA: especially that assblood karkat he and me ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) ill leavve you alone and givve you a shot CA: ( ... ) you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood ( ... ) CA: being a kid and growwing up CA: its hard and nobody understands 

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CA: so help me out tell her to talk to me i think she blocked me you got to  CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize ( ... ) CA: im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) wwevve got to havve a powwwwoww ( ... ) CA: you dont wwant to be our auspistice ( ... ) CA: you got to play your cards right 

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CA: ( ... ) wwhen it comes to auspisticing CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers  CA: ( ... ) and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once  CA: ( ... ) instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish CA: ( ... ) excuse me for being concerned CA: but thats wwhy i bother evven talking to you ( ... ) CA: ok wwell you are jacked tight the fuck into this thing ( ... ) CA: ( ... ) havve a powwwwoww or SOMETHING  CA: this is bullshit youre bee essing me in some wway awwful CA: being a kid and growwing up

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