#danethan

- Taking 1d4 Embarrassment damage from sandy boobs

- Neutral Good Pyromaniac Druid

- Cleric Realizes What A Cleric Is

- O R B S

- Local rogue falls off a bookshelf, faceplants perfectly on a white line. Believe he took damage, do not quote me

- Seduce the Twig

- ADOPT said Seduced Twig

- Name the Twig Pine

- The flying sword fight that ended up in local rogue dominating it, kinda like King Arthur but not as climatic

- Necromancer Does Not Want To Be Here, Rolled To Cry 15 Tears

- "You throw the orb, it bounces off the side of the bowl, and flies back and hits you in the face" in which we did a strength contest to see if local rogue can kobe his orb. Orb got a nat 20

- Local Rogue and Pyromaniac collaborate to make a sand castle into a glass castle

- "I steal Fens orb"

- Stretchy Ice Cream

- the cleric's bang list

- 1300 gold pieces for 13 kisses

- completing 3 sections in one sitting (yay)

- Necromancer deceives stone squid, is now a parent

- Local Rogue still can’t be a good rogue, despite DM efforts

- “Strength contest to see if you can push over your friend”

- Fantasy discount Costco 

- “I want to buy one of everything at the store”

- Dark Foreshadowing that I am proud of 

- “You witnessed this world’s first screamer” 

- Old but RIPPEDtm Dwarven woman

- Our first non monster death!

- Hathor more like Hathorb

- They named the Darkmantle “Kalamari” 

- “God please dont get a nat 20″ “.................... u H”

- Druid bought some weed

- Beans???

"I want one."

"Danny, you're sure?"

Danny looks from the window with larger puppy eyes than the actual puppies in the store. "Yes, Ethan, I'm sure."

Ethan tries to roll his eyes at his boyfriend, but really, there is no point trying to say 'no' to Danny.

He can only hope that the puppy they get will be a little easier to train.

Worse things come to worse, he can always go "Big bad wolf" on it.

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"What is that?"

Ethan looks up from his staring contest with Poptarts. "What does it look like?"

"You got a puppy."

"Yes?"

"You got a puppy with your boyfriend."

"Yesss?"

Derek smirks at him as the little Chidoodle stands up and comes to sit in front of Derek with a look of adoration on her little furry face.