#dando.thots

like imagine being their girlfriend and going with them to watch when they play against max and fernando. and they're desperately trying to impress you (and i mean, max is so bad at padel that i'm sure lando and danny shone by comparison). but whenever they look at you to see if you saw their totally awesome save or whatever, you'll just be talking with kelly or playing with P instead (because lbr watching padel is very boring). and daniel and lando both get all sulky and all like "you're not even watching us, babe 🥺🥺🥺" lmao

PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭they’d be so offended

but like werewolf dando where reader just has two silly overgrown puppies on her hands >>>> like when the get the zoomies or something and are just chasing each other around the house even though reader has told them MULTIPLE times to go to the backyard (they just sit there and blink at her, like sorry babe wolves don't have thumbs we can't open the door). and they're knocking into things and pushing each other into walls but the lasts straw comes from when they jump onto the bed and get the fresh sheets that reader just put on the bed all covered in their fur.

so they get banished outside, which really isn't punishment because you know, they're just out there having fun. but there is a proper amount of groveling that needs to be done between them before they're properly forgiven. and that includes, 1) messing up the sheets some more, 2) pampering their girl, and 3) washing the sheets again.

-🌠

not a wolfdog convention😭

but werewolf!dando would the BIGGEST menaces for a werewolf dynamic because they just encourage each other until they are hyper and zooming around like mad

so to make sure you're satisfied, he starts bringing in lando to help him out sometimes. but after a while, it stops being just sometimes and it's pretty much just... every time. and soon lando is sleeping in your bed with you and daniel, he's waking up next to you, and he's sitting at the kitchen counter with you while daniel makes breakfast. and without any of you ever really meaning for it to happen, lando just becomes an inextricable part of your relationship 🥺

NOT SEX BUNNY LANDO BEING THE SAVIOUR IN THE SITUATION😭😭😭

no but the way that maybe there had been passing remarks between them about lando being cute and it was just the right circumstances at the right time that led to them first inviting lando into the bedroom

but then it almost became a habit. like danny would be fucking her and she would be so close and he would start whispering in her ear what it would be like if lando was there, and she just becomes so fucking insatiable and he just can’t keep up with her

and it’s beyond lando just fucking the reader. daniel is also kinda taking the reigns, teaching lando and guiding him and making him feel good. and it’s almost like the way it was when they were teammates where daniel was the older guy kinda taking charge and lando was just happy to along for the ride

and the way the dynamic shifts for them in such different ways. I think lando just sees it as it is. he doesn’t try to think too deeply about it, he just knows he likes danny and the reader and he likes the way things are and doesn’t want that to change

I think reader kinda realises that she can’t just go back to her and danny. her feelings for lando are strong and it would break her heart to cut him out. lando makes her laugh and makes her happy and she doesn’t like the days she wakes up and he’s not with them, she craves him the same way she craves danny when he’s gone

and if i could wake up with their morning wood pressing against either side of me, that would be lovely too, i guess 🤷‍♀️

this is so valid and they WOULD be clingy sleepers but also those wee fuckers would run so hot😭

THE BOYS ARE REUNITED!!!! I was rooting for it but to see them actually hang out is just so🥹

like i just think they'd be so good at working together to absolutely ruin you. they'd definitely undress you together and kiss on your body at the same time and just complete rile you up until you're begging for at least just one of them to do something. and they'd be mocking you for being so needy and desperate, but they'd give in nonetheless

and the fun thing is that you could definitely be the same way and work together with daniel to ruin lando because he can be needy and very submissive too. but daniel? you and lando would have to work so hard to make him submit to you. so maybe you'd just have to tie daniel to the bed and make him watch you ride lando until he finally gives in and promises to be good for you and lando

and wow, i need to take a deep breath right now 😭

god i do just think i am a sucker for daniel and reader being the one to have lando a complete and utter mess because the boy does give off brat vibes and they would put him in his place

like you both go to visit him and you decide to go camping on daniel's land (let's just ignore the aussie wildlife for a second here). and daniel sleeps in one tent and you and lando in another. although, "sleep" is the wrong word 😏

camping in australia does seem like it would be an episode of “I’m a celeb”😭😭😭😭