trigun literally just has a character named midvalley hornfreak?????

the defense attorney only defends their client while prosecution are the ones that find ppl guilty. and i just proved that my client is innocent and couldn't have been near the crime scene at all. my job here should be done. why the fuck are they making me also find the killer - why am i doing miles' job??? 💀💀

yk the LAST dance and til DEATH do they part and the fact so i havent seen much talk about the movie on my dashboard when it came out should've clued me in on the fact that it wasnt gonna be a funny trash movie about them getting married in vegas

the most frustrating thing so far is phoenix acting dumber than me. like I KNOW how to solve this YOU SHOULD TOO??? why are u acting like your just gonna bluff your way into solving it😭 why do u give the floor to miles we literally know the answer

convinced a friend to try on girl clothes recently, and now he(she) wants to be a girl and is mad at me about it

im only on the second episode and i already need old man yaoi to happen. irving and burt have literally so much sexual tension about the most boring fucking subjects, which is THE old man yaoi true bonding ritual