Birb, do you have any advice for a budding ornithologist?
ALWAY LOOK FOR A BRIBS and blow kissus.
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Birb, do you have any advice for a budding ornithologist?
ALWAY LOOK FOR A BRIBS and blow kissus.

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anon is thinking of Berklee College of Music in Boston. People I know get them confused all the time.
Ohhh I didn't know that was a thing
The more you know
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I bless this pun
THANK YOU. IM SO HAPPY THAT AT 2AM I CAN STILL MAKE PUNS
*looks at other marta* *looks at you* *makes confused grad student noises* are these two blogs by the same 18-year-old Polish Marta? or are there two of you? is mitosis involved here? science side of marta explain
HAHAHA, it’s not the first time someone is confused… We’re both 18 year old Martas from Poland, we both have our birthday in august and we’re both really weird :’DDD And we’re both Coldplayers… But nope, not the same person ;)

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Colin this was so unnecessary
Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked and then write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
1. Would you rather be stung by 100 small bees or 1 bee the size of a small dog? Explain your reasoning
one bee the size of a small dog because it would probably be easier to deal with (only one sting ya feel)
2. Do you think Tumblr has been a good influence on you?
somewhat i guess. it educated me on a lot of things (before tumblr i was so ignorant ngl) but also has ruined me in multiple ways
3. If you had to permanently destroy every piece of footage of one of the Superwholock triad, which show would you obliterate?
bye bye sherlock
4. Just how mad are you that I tagged you in this?
very
5. Why’d you only call me when you’re high?
this is a reference to the arctic monkeys right
6. Bees?
bumblebees only
7. What’s the top three songs in your sad playlist look like?
i only have one playlist and the top three songs are Digital Witness by St. Vincent, Ram Chahe Leela by Bhoomi Trivedi (from the movie ram-leela lmao), and Bring the Noize by MIA
8. What’s the last text you sent?
"OMG COMMUTING<" my friend was talking about driving to college every day instead of rooming
9. Which is worse: dreadlocks or bald?
depends on who we're talking about, both can look good on some but not others
10. Ingrid Michaelson recently said briefs over boxers in a reddit conversation. What your feelings on her clearly wrong opinion, and what measures should be taken to protect our nation from the imminent threat that she clearly poses?
boxer briefs are the ultimate compromise
11. If you had to get a tattoo of Justin Bieber or One Direction lyrics, which evil would you say is lesser, and why?
one direction because it could just be a zayn solo
i'm not going to write 11 questions this is done
Tagged by dancingpoliticians (Colin if you think I’m going to actually pass this on and take people you’re wrong)
Les questions: 1. Would you rather be stung by 100 small bees or 1 bee the size of a small dog? Explain your reasoning. 100 small bees, because one, imagine the size of the large bees stinger, that is HUGE. like I’d have a gaping hole in me like hell no do not want. Plus I assume the pain would be more tolerable from small bees than one large bee. 2. Do you think Tumblr has been a good influence on you? AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHA 3. If you had to permanently destroy every piece of footage of one of the Superwholock triad, which show would you obliterate? I dunno… Umm… Uuuuhhhh…. Probably Sherlock (I’m so sorry) 4. Just how mad are you that I tagged you in this? It’s almost one AM on a school night and I’m going to murder your Californian ass all the way from here in Texas. 5. Why’d you only call me when you’re high? NOW ITS THREE IN THE MORNING AND IM TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, LEFT YOU MULTIPLE MISSED CALLS AND TO MY MESSAGE YOU REPLIED 6. Bees? No 7. What’s the top three songs in your sad playlist look like? Creep by Radiohead, People Help the People by Birdie, Missing You by Set It Off. 8. What’s the last text you sent? To my friend Tommy, it said "I'm tired" “x 9. Which is worse: dreadlocks or bald? DREADLOCKS 10. Ingrid Michaelson recently said briefs over boxers in a reddit conversation. What your feelings on her clearly wrong opinion, and what measures should be taken to protect our nation from the imminent threat that she clearly poses? Destroy boxers, keep them locked up unless necessary 11. If you had to get a tattoo of Justin Bieber or One Direction lyrics, which evil would you say is lesser, and why? One Direction because I happen to really enjoy One Direction :P
MAIN TO TANDOORI MURGI HOON YAAR and nothing you say will change that