Sep 30, 2013
danbitch said: i was too scared to watch the movie so i just read about it
it's not scary just rly fucking gross
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danbitch said: i was too scared to watch the movie so i just read about it
it's not scary just rly fucking gross
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troll </3
Dan: you're my favorite customer
thanks hi doggy bye doggy
Me: so how's your sex life?
Dan: ;)
Me: dlkhna;ltj;
Dan: now is that a legitimate question?
Me: LOLFUCKYOU
Dan: now?
Me: A'FLHSMN;LEHAE
WOWOWOWOWOWWWWW
I
DON'T
LIKE
YOU
3
Dan: darn.
Me: =_=
i give up
troll
Dan: hurrhurrrr
Me: YELLOWCARD NOVEMBER 3 D:
Dan: i know
x_x
Me: gonna
beg my parents to go.
beg
and beg
and beg
and offer up my soul
Dan: o_o"
holhyshiet.
lmfaooo
if you go.
bring me back.
a signed.
penis.
Dan: im just waiting for the day
when you go bald.
Me: LOOOOOOOOL
i'll tell you if i ever do
and then you can laugh
Dan: yeah.
and it'll be another
"told you so" moment
in our friendship
-_-"
Me: before i die
i'd like
just one moment
where i can laugh my ass off
because you did something
and i get to say i told you so
Sabrina found out that Dan lied.
Me (quoting Sabrina): i'm going to fucking
kick him
in the fucking
penis
and rip his
scrotum out
and i'll burn the skin right in front of him
how's he gonna like that huh.
Me: ^^
good luck
it was nice knowing you
Dan: yo i got this.
Me: you got this?
Dan: if i start running now
and she drives
it'll take her an hour to get to my town
by that time
i can be on the train
to zimbabwe.
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guitar talk.
Me: hahah
i feel like
i should just sell him
euphorie
and buy a nicer one
LOL
Dan: LOL
that'd be a sad day.
Me: ?
Dan: i'd have no yamahas to make fun of.
Dan: oh god.
what the hale?
college visiting?
Me: yep.
penn state.
Dan: how lame.
not like you[re going there.
Me: NOPEE.
rutgers owns my soul.
Dan: exactly.
xD
He's hella fantastically orgasmically cute as fuck.
Me: i need to yell about something
and she's not here to smack me
xD
Dan: oh.
cute boy?
Me: no
LOOL
those don't exist
Dan: ...
excuse you
but i will have you know
that
i
am
hella
fantastically
orgasmically
cute.
as
.
fuck.