#dananddrum

Dan Please, but no. Hi friend, he said I don’t know who you are. I bumped into your blog and saw you like some real good music, he said. Spelled with a zed. There’s no music on my blog, not even the kind spelled with an s. U wanna date? He said. Spelled with a U and no, I don’t know who you are. Dan & Drum is my band, and people say we sound a lot like heaven, he said. What does heaven sound like, Dan? Now that I know what your name I suppose I can call you that instead of saying hello man, or stranger, or even go away I don’t know who you are but. Now I can call you Dan! P.S. People actually say “Please Dan, stop.” “This isn’t heavenly.” And “I feel like I can’t express how much ass this music sucks through a lipo tube.” DAN WHY DID YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR BLOG. You didn’t put anyone else’s opinions. And you said they told you that your music is heavenly. Check us out if you wish, he asked. Okay, I guess? I did, and you didn’t lie about being a band. You got me at Indie but Dan, I don’t think your music sounds like heaven. Sorry. I’d be hella flattered and not a little turned on, he said. Dan why, no. Please. You didn’t need anything past the and. We’re just starting out, so if you like us we’ll have one of those unbreakable childhood bond things, he said. How Dan, how. Please tell me. Keep going, please. Cause we are 11 and 12, respectively. Dan I’m almost 17. Dan why are you on tumblr if you’re 11. Who is drum anyway? Dan your drawings perhaps look like you’re 11 but… I have to say in one of your videos the man in it did not look 11. Are you lying to me Dan? Have a good one, please! He asked. You know what Dan I respect you for that. Love, Dan. He ended. Finally. Thanks Dan, but I can’t say I love you back. I just can’t. I hope you understand. Dan, according to Soundcloud you’re from Thousand Oaks, US. I don’t even know where that is. It’s not even in the same country, Dan. It’d be long distance, and I don’t have the money to travel. Dan to end, you’re the worst predator. And yes, I like to think I like good music. And I’m sure people like your music, but I am not one of them.