Feb 25, 2018
Dan/Amy AU: Glee (Puck/Quinn) [for @casliyn; on request]
“I’m pregnant. It’s yours.”
“How do you know it’s mine?” Dan shrugs, but he doesn’t even try to mask the smirk that covers his whole face, “Oh, right. You only have sex once a year.”
Amy rolls her eyes, arms folding over her chest. She stomps her foot, twists her ankle back and forth, watching as her skirt sways, “I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.”
"Should I call the Vatican?”
“Will you shut up? You’re ruining this.”
“Ruining what?” He stares her down, leaning back against a locker, voice lowered as he scans the hallway, “Look, I’ll be a good dad, but I’m not gonna stop being me to do it.”
