#damnata

Who decorated the house:

it was kinda already there but if u look very closely there are selfies of them everywhere

Who does the cooking:

they make val do it

Who is more organized:

l u c i f e r

Who initiates bedroom fun:

who DOESN’T

Who suggested kids first:

well sephiel did kinda turn up and ruin that so

Who’s more dominant:

lucifer probably but bartolome doesn’t like to Admit this

Who’s the cuddler: 

bartolome. Well Done, Draco

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

it usually turns into a pile of whoever else is there but bartolome is making lil spoon noises

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: 

annoying val lbr

Who cooks: 

make val do it

Who comes home drunk at 3am:

both of them. Twins. bartolome more tho

Who kills the spiders: 

probably lucifer bartolome would Scream

Who falls asleep first: 

neither. stay awake Forever. last one to fall asleep wins

A head canon: 

they’ve gone to earth for Amazing Fancy Dates at least four times and ended up eating shit take out and banging in a shit hotel

Do they have any “rituals”?

it normally involves the weirdest fucking foreplay in existence preceded by “hello potion seller”

Who is louder?

they stop fucking in order to scream in each other’s faces to Prove they are louder

Who is more experimental?

probs bartolome neither of their Original babes are that experimental even if they are in a threesome

Who takes more risks?

both of them. it’s another competition

Do they fuck or make love?

Why Not Both

Lights on or off?

off, because bartolome is convinced satan’s eyes glow in the dark and is still testing this

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

it depends if they want to be walked in on or not

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

i mean they got together bc of a threesome so

Who comes first?

whoever loses the competition that day

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

satan has a forked tongue

Who is more submissive?

probs bartolome but it depends on the day

Who usually initiates things?

both mostly

Who is more sensitive?

bartolome says Satan, this may or may not be a lie

Who has the most patience?

death

Which kinks do they share?