#dallonpoo

imagine u r reading greek myths with simon pegg n he asks u to roleplay....he is zeus. ur a goat

imagine simon pegg mowing ur lawn and then u go outside to be like "why is simon pegg--actor, writer, comedian--mowing my lawn?" and he turns into a chimpanzee and flings his poo at u

imagine simon pegg baking u muffins and u eat them and ur like "...i thought these were chocolate chip..but they're blueberry" and he cackles and starts to feed u blueberries until u turn into that blueberry girl from willy wonka and then he eats u. and not sexually.