#dalally dally

Previously on Ongo Bongo:

Bear hate

Saunas

Jorge

Trash and flesh ropes

Stuffed bucket lizard

Al's recap:

We meet Flappy Bird. He's from New York.

He wants us to respect him. He's also in debt to Delal because of the pink feathers. Odh tries to show him some time since he has no sense of time.

Kaa deceives him that he's pretty. He tells her to keep heads down and weapons ready. He also wants pink for his ass feathers.

We head in and find a big ole bug.

There's also a tick. Oko flexes a few times but I still don't think he's that cool, sorry Pony. :D

Oko according to Odh tho:

We drop one, the tick starts healing, then two more show up when Kaa moves.

Me:

Rae:

This is the worst concert ever.

Odh drops the tick bug. Saabi keeps maneuvering Kaa, which is appreciated.

Al and/or Saabi:

We're left with frost fucker and glue fucker. Glue fucker doesn't go down because Kaa misses and Baby does 4 damage. Kaa gets petrified. Wren sulks, and is also salty.

Previously On Ongo Bongo:

Killer trees, baby wood, amber skulls

Can't save that goblin

Off to Delal's!

We wake up! And then, Albert happens:

We head off to Delal. Not fast enough for Oko. What a priss. Oko tells us to walk faster, and there's another Kaa interaction. She Nat 20s on deception and makes him paranoid of the jungle. Oko needs Saabi to burn the trees. He says no. Oko needs Odh to threaten the trees into silence. She says she'll see what she can do.

"Kaa-haw-haw-haw."

Odh "tells the tree." We head off, but hear a group of about a dozen somethings. We roll poorly on stealth and hide as the group passes by.

I'm sure we were successful.

Four hours later, we run into something approaching us loudly. We try to hide. It's even less successful.

It's a goblin, and it can see us. We're so stealthy.

There's a zealot-off between the goblin and the Kaa. The necklace is not happy.

Gobbo needs three converts before he can go home. We all have some SUSPICIONS. Kaa absolutely refuses because she doesn't want Kallero to kill this dude.

Saabi, Odh, Oko pledge allegiance. (To the pasta, according to Saabi.)

Saabi and Oko drink the koolaid. Odh pretends to, but destroys it. Kaa chucks her spare at Saabi's face.