I actually have some headcanons, the designs doesn't change much tho.

Of course starting this off by saying no hate to ships that I don’t personally ship y’all do y’all duh

Bro shipping new shit and or multi shipping is so crazy to me (I’m not counting them with their irl partners as shipping (at least not in this post)) cuz ya know back in the day for me it was JUST H2OVanoss, Minicat, Terrorsnuckel, Daithi de Calibre, and Fourzer0wrk (or whatever Scotty and Marcels ship name was I genuinely forgot). Like everyone HAD TO BE paired together AND I had NEVER been one to multi ship. I don’t know why it’s just always been like one ship grabs me by the neck and in turn I super glue them together and idk throw repulsion gel from Portal 2 on them so other people bounce off them (? Idk I gave up on the analogy sorry) and now I sit here and go “… bro Basicallycat… but also Daithicat… ＜(*0*)＞” or (once again) whatever their ship names actually are

BUT NOT ONLY THAT BUT would… would I be shot in the back of the head if I thought Vanoss and Pasta would be cute? 😭 Like okay it’s DEFINITELY nothing even CLOSE to how delusional H2OVanoss makes me and they don’t necessarily have any actual “moments” togethers I just think they’re neat. They just seem to vibe together and neither of them give a shit about anything and just laugh at shit. It might also just be because Vanoss keeps specifically talking to/calling over Pasta to show her something without including the rest of the guys who are literally 3 feet away from them like how Vanoss and Delirious do together. I also wanna say this: I love pasta so so SO much (she fucking hilarious and a great addition to the group and literally everytime she makes me laugh hard I follow it up with “oh my fucking god I love pasta” usually) but there’s times where she reminds me of Delirious with like some of the things she says or acts so maybe I just see H2OVanoss in… idk Pastanoss? Vanasta??

In my eyes H2OVanoss might as well be the literal definition of love for me tho and literally (Im seriously not joking) if I look at how a couple or someone who has a crush acts around/with their partner/crush there’s been AT LEAST ONE time in EVERY scenario I’ve seen where I’ve gone “…Ha! Just like Delirious with Vanoss/Vanoss with Delirious/H2OVanoss”. That’s also includes my own relationships and crushes. Bro a fucking rpf ship about two YouTubers that have been JUST FRIENDS for 13 years is the definition of love for me what the hell. There is H2OVanoss everywhere for those with eyes to see

(If Vanoss and Pasta come out and say they’re dating I am so sorry for pretty much comparing them to H2OVanoss and I’m gonna shut my ass up oops 😭)

Ps I’ve been trying to post about shipping both Wildcat with Basically and Nogla for AWHILE NOW but I had no idea how to word it

Guys, I'm so sorry for being so absent. My cat just died and her whole litter is sick and one of them died too and they're all fucking sick and have lockjaw, and I can't afford a vet so I'm over here syringe feeding them and on top of that there's so much personal stuff going on and I'm so freaking poor and I'm not old enough for a job!!

But, I have found time in-between cry sessions or whatever so please enjoy the one shot.

I apologize if it's not as put together like usual, I tried my best with what I got right now.

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Ship: Daithideterroriser

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Setting: /

Type: Fluff?

Warning⚠️: The chapter that you're about to read contains heavy sweat, mentions of verbal abuse, and other mentions or situations that may trigger, or offend the viewer. Reader's discretion is advised.

Kevin: My guy is up to marry, if you're interested. Brian: Your, your...Oh, your son? Kevin: That's my daughter, you dick.

Daithi (reading prompt): "Girls are so fascinating"..."You discover that you are a heterosexual"... Brian: WAGE WAR ON ENGLAND! LET'S GO, BOYS!! Daithi: Hold on here -- I just realised I'm heterosexual!

Daithi: Thanks for marrying my daughter, Kevin. She's like, seven. Kevin: No problem, dude!

Kevin: No, don't kill the queen! She's my wife! [pause] Wait -- she got murdered! I thought she died of old age. Sean (very quietly): Oh...sorry. [pause] Kevin (furious): Seeeeeeaaannn...