#daikixsatsuki

"Oh my freaking god Dai-chan, get away from there!" She yelled as she pushed him away causing him to splay on the ground, confused. "That is so gross."

In his irritation, he pulled her down so that she fell on her knees inbetween his legs and kissed her lightly. "What's so gross?"

She frowned. "Dai-chan, I must have started my period."

He nuzzled into her neck. "Ah, no wonder you smell so good. I just want to eat you all up."

Momoi shivered, and not in a good way. Aomine and Satsuki had only started dating recently, and it was really hard for Momoi to accept that Aomine was part of the undead. They always made it seem so romantic on TV, but dealing with it in real life was really, really creepy. I mean... he's technically dead... and he drinks blood for crying outloud!, she had thought.

"Oh no, no, no, no! We are not doing anything involving me being eaten up for at least a week. That is freaking disgusting."

Aomine mentally shrugged. Who cares if it was period blood or not. Blood was blood. In fact, nothing smelled sweeter than period blood, and he wanted nothing more than to taste it for himself. So he did.

He slipped his hand under her skirt and entered two fingers in her, causing her to gasp. "What the actual fuck Daiki!"

He pulled out after pumping a couple of times and licked his fingers. They were as delicious as he thought they would be. Momoi saw the blood and saw how Aomine licked and sucked it off of his fingers, and she did what any logical young woman would have done. She passed the fuck out.

When she came to, Aomine was leaning over her with worry in his eyes. "Holy shit Satsuki, I didn't think you would pass out. Are you okay?"

She slapped him away, she wanted to throw things at his head. "Just promise me that you'll never do that again."

Aomine smiled sheepishly. "Oh come on, I heard sometimes you just have to be desensitized from things that you're scared of. Maybe you'll get used to it."

"No!"

In the background smoke was floating up to the ceiling, from the burning omlette, causing the fire alarm to go off, and the sprinkler to turn on. Satsuki groaned, why couldn't they just have a normal dinner, like normal people. "Dai-chan, I'm going to kill you!"

"Ha, too bad I'm already dead."

Right, she thought, that's why.

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