#dads fc

Breaking News Bulletin from the Bits and Tickle, Exclusive Pub and Training Ground of Sporting Lads Sporting Lads:

You mings thought we forgot bout yous. Nah. We lads sit numbah one on the table yeh? We aint gonna let any Dads cock it up for us now. To be straight with you, we couldnt be fagged to put this out but after a week of fannying about we wanted to remind you Uphill Gardeners that we mean business, yeh? Now we still plan to get pissed, pull and field a team by kick off. Losing our captain Alexis “The Chilean Stallion” sure through a spanner in the works but our mate Rom will bang in a hat-trick, net us the three points and Bob’s your uncle! We at Sporting Lads are still the dogs bollocks and the world needs to be reminded! This isnt just red versus blue. This is Lads versus Dads!

- Alex ‘Pest’ Esmail,

President of Banter at Sporting Lads has released the following statement:

Oi, Dads! Its time we settle this, believe? You phink just cuz you the Dad you think you can boss us Lads around? You phink you can tell us, like, “Clean these dishes”? Nah bruv, Nah. You done lost the plot, mate! These rules is straight rubbish and we’re not gonna take it anymore! Us boys here at Sporting Lads are here to announce the “Do Your Dishes Derby” for our inaugural season. Dads FC think we’re just here to get pissed and pull girls. Now that’s correct but they can just sod off and mind their own. We at Sporting Lads are the dogs bollocks and the world needs to know! This isnt just red versus blue. This is Lads versus Dads!

- Alex ‘Pest’ Esmail,