#daddyjokes

I dig

he digs

she digs

She digs

I dig

he digs

We all dig

Summary: Getting bored isn’t one of things you go through, when you are girlfriend  to one of BTS members and friend to all other. But what if the electricity is done and the night is still young? Sure nothing ordinary.

Y/N = your name

Genre: fanfiction, bts  x reader

Warning: /

Rating: /

A/N: are we ready for BTS marathon? (kinda) nevermind, this is high speed train, you can’t get off, when you’re on

“D’ya want something to eat?” you asked.

But they didn’t listen. Actually, they didn’t even acknowledged your presence. 

They were all sitting on the sofa, like birds on pole. Jimin, Hoseok, Jungkook and of course your boyfriend, Jin. When it came to playing games with hyungs, even you took the second place. Not that you really cared. At least you had time to do your things. 

They were all playing  Mortal Combat. In teams they tried to get better position. Jungkook and Jimin were loosing. It wasn’t really clever to interrupt them. Immediately, when they realized, that someone talked, they started to fight. 

“Stob it!” 

“Touch your own!”

“Shut up!”

“Jimin, stop putting it here..” 

“Did you want something?”

“He pushed me!”

You backed from the living room and started to make your snack. For another hour or two there isn’t chance of converstation with them. If they would let you play too, at least. But no no. Unfortunately, kai bai bo played really important role in decisions here. And you weren’t given the reading mind like they shared. Usually it was you or Jin, who lost and had to wash the dish, to takeout the trash, wait for shower  or not play Mortal Combat.

Between buttering one part of toast and chopping the radish, Tae sneaky appeared in the kitchen. He had is  robe, his shoulders hid his head and he looked to the ground. Opening the fridge, he stared into its throat. 

“Are you calling your home planet?” 

“I’d have to sleep in that fridge to call my home planet.” he mummed and sat on the kithcen unit. 

He observed how the toaster is roasting the toast and sighed “I feel like a dead cat.” 

Your laughter made him smile too. He looked at you and wait. 

“You know how dead cat feels?” 

“Like me.”

Before you could respond, the lights went off and the radio stopped playing. Second after the whole house was filled with yelling and scream. 

“Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me!”

“Ouch, that’s my foot!”

“amjoon, you’d better fix this, before I fix you!”

“This is not funny!”

“Jin, stop behaving like a child!”

“Yoongi, where are you?”

“You’re sitting on me.”

Tae next to you jumped off the unit and for a while opened and closed cupboards. Then he found a candle and lighter. Kitchen shined with warm light. 

“So let’s see who shit in his pants now..” he went to the corridor. You touched the walls not to fall down. When you reached the living room, there was more light like everyone was waving around with their phones. 

“Where are you, (Y/N)?” you heard Jin and then you felt his hand finding your waist, pushing you to him “I thought you turned on the dish washer and toaster at the same time again..” and slightly kissed you on the cheek. 

“No, it wasn’t me.” 

It accured more light when entered Namjoon and Suga.

“What is this again?” sighed Yoongi and sat on the sofa. 

“It wasn’t us, it’s in the whole street..” mentioned Jungkook, who looked out of the window. Jimin leaned on his back and lookedout too, nodding “He’s right, it’s all around us..” 

“APOCALYPSE!!!” shouted Tae from above, as he lightened the candles all over the house.

“You’re apocalypse too.. it’s just blackout, it’s gonna be okay soon..” said Hoseok with optimism and sat down next to Yoongi.

Jin behind you sighed “Oh we had so good game now...” he pushed his lips towards your ear and whispered “But I can think of things we can do now..” 

“So what now?” asked Namjon.

Jin resouned gain “I’d know..” 

“I want to tell you something abou my toe..” tweaked your sleeve Hoseok to interrupt your conversation.

“I don’t want to hear about your toe...” 

“I don’t want you to listen it, just touch it..” your hand was  steered down “it’s swollen, isn’t it? It’s swollen..” you cringed.  

“Ohkaay.. what now?” 

“I’d listen about the toe..” 

“Me too..”

“Don’t be so bad to him, (Y/N), the toe is all he’s got..”

Between laughter and shouting, light appeared in the corridor as Tae walked in. He looked like proper Dracula with his long robe, candle and expressionless face. He looked around and coughed “Hey I have an idea..” he grinned “Let’s play hide and seek.” 

“It’s been a while!” - Staind

Hello, everybody! I haven’t written a bio in a while, but I just so happened to be wiping out my “message requests” and found something from none other than Yusef Roach! Yusef and I aren’t friends and I don’t think about him very much, but I wrote it anyway! Here ya go!