#daddy needs his queue

this boy is so kicky. SO KICKY. he has tiny little feets and he can and will swing them any time he’s sitting. it’s adorable even if it ends with his caregivers getting kicked in the shins on accident from time to time kfldajskdlf

he’s also half kitten you literally can’t convince me otherwise. he very much likes nipping at fingers and playing with string and meowing as a vocal stim and it’s so cute 

going along from the kitten thing sometimes he insists on being bottlefed while laying on his tummy like a kitten hlasdfkjsdf. very stressful for his cg because they don’t want him to choke but he seems to like it and it’s hard to say no to him when he’s being so sweet :’D 

he hates regular children’s picture books for. obvious reasons but he loves a good fact book!! seriously read him a children’s book about science and he’ll eat that shit UP 

he’ll make you reread his favorite facts over and over again though. occupational hazard of having a baby 

generally he’s a sweet boy but he abso-goddamn-LUTELY has a bratty streak, mr. “yes i am irritating and i’m proud of that fact”. he loves to irritate his cgs by shouting loudly and with the aforementioned biting hnfhjsjsjsjHSHEJW

he probably doesn’t have a lot of stuffed animals because he’s too embarrassed to go out and get them......but he wants them something get this child some stuffies :((( 

baby probably chews on his hair. in fact baby DEFINITELY chews on his hair 

he has an oral fixation in general all of his pens have teeth marks. all of his pacifiers have teeth marks. nothing’s spared from the Teeths™ 

not even his caregivers hldfklkasdfjlksdf 

he doesn’t really talk when he’s small except for a couple words and phrases, but he’s not really a silent baby either—he loves making unintelligible baby babbling sounds. just random syllables with some real words mixed it. it’s heart-meltingly adorable and martin could listen to it all day it’s so hgnnandnfs,, sdhfabsfjs 🥺

big feelings little jon. he definitely cries a lot easier when in little space. spilled milk? he cries. scraped knee? here comes the tears. martin leaves the room? oh boy—

HE’S CLINGY he doesn’t always want to be held or pet while in headspace but he wants his caregiver to always be in the room with him.....even if they’re doing something else he needs their Presence 

you can imagine him regressing by himself isn’t really fun lmao,, honestly i can imagine him thinking of his regression as a painful/scary thing all throughout his life up until he meets georgie and realizes that oh it’s less scary when you have someone there to look after you (or at the very least when you understand what’s happening to you GOSH poor thing) 

also season three made me fall in love with the idea of georgie being jon’s first caregiver......season four made me fall a little out of love with that idea but you know what i still think it’s a good idea dammit 

uh 

should i talk about diapers here. should i do that 

asklfdhlskdfasf 

maybe in another post idk i don’t have much to say on that front honestly 

anyway. he’s a good boy. best boy. i love him