#dadbodcas

I’ve only had two meals on it yet, but I’d dare to say that it’s starting out much better than I thought. I need to drink a hell of a lot of liquids with it so I’ve done nothing but put stuff in my mouth the whole day, um. I’ve had like... three cups of non-caffeinated coffee, two cups of tea, and then the bags themselves which include a cup of water or so each, and the day has barely started.

The fake foods themselves are pretty okay, the chicken soup tasted pretty awesome with additional fresh chili and curry and the strawberry milkshake was okay; I only have the vegetable soup and the chocolate milkshake to try now from my survival kit, but based on this, it won’t be as torturous as I expected. They’re kind of filling for some odd reason even though the portions are tiny, too. 

i think i saw an episode of criminal minds about this

Beezarus Rising [1/?]

Hello friends! I haven’t been on because I am not yet fully recovered after GiShWHeS, visiting Judy, and now the start of the semester. But I should be back by the end of the week with some kind of trash spam. 

okay but see this isn’t even offensive it’s just plain flat out TRUE lmao