#dad!valko

ever since they began crawling you would find more and more pairs of socks and shoes either misplaced or just missing in general.

their obsession started with your house shoes. the fluff intrigued them so much! you’d let them feel the fur on occasion (like to help keep them distracted when you’re doing dishes). but then they start taking them off of you when you’re sitting down! seeing them figure out how to use them was endearing at first…but it’s getting out of hand now 𐔌՞--𐦯

it doesn’t help that valko has no care for decorum!! he just leaves his socks strewn around the living room and it won’t be until a week later you find them in the kitchen cabinet hidden in a pot. he practically encourages them.

and when they begin walking?! they’ll just casually stroll in with a sock (which was your favorite one that went missing last month) practically covering their entire leg. and the shoes! you can’t count how many times you had to catch them putting shoes in their mouths. even though you’ve tried hiding them, putting them in hard to reach places- they always find a way.

you can also find them flopping around with one of valkos work shoes (on the wrong foot of course).

and as much as they love yours and valkos shoes…they’ll will NOT keep their own on. as soon as you put them in their car seats they immediately toe off their shoes and socks to throw them around in the backseat. and yes they do chew them as well. and yes there will be holes once their canines are in.