Cooking Drama
Simon Ghost Riley x FemReader & OOC Children Rose, Hazel, Johnny
Based off this series <<
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"Ewwwwww! Can we get something else?"
"I dont want it-"
"Can I have Cereal?"
"Can we get McDonald's?"
"I dont like this-"
For the last 6 months you had heard nothing but bitching...
Everytime you set a plate on the table infront of yohr three kids that was all you would hear.
Your three kids had been nothing but complaining and it was driving you up the wall.
Simon Bless him did his best- Curbing the attitude when he was there. Which made them all shut up and eat.
But he wasnt always there..
Tonight you had made a baked pasta dish with a side of asparagus.
But the three children had been complaining non stop. Simon telling them to shut up and eat as he shoveled down another fork full.
"But Dad I dont like asparagus-"
"Yeah its Gross and-"
You finally slam the spatula down on the countertop making all of them jump.
Warmth was gathering behind your eyes for a moment.
You felt like you were suffocating and it made you feel like you had to be doing something wrong..
However you collected yourself then. Rolling your shoulders back before turning to look at your family, Simon still mid Bite and your three kids staring at you wide eyed.
Wiping your hands clean with a near by paper towel.
"Fine you guys win- I wont cook anymore"
"Simon"
Your husband looked to you, confused as he set down how fork. But you gave him a tight lipped smile.
"Its all yours"
The three of them all perked up- See Simon always ordered take away when it was him with meals
But that wasnt the case here-
What your kids were about to learn..
There are things worse then hell
And it was Simon cooking
See Simon grew up in the worse conditions worse then any living being could or should.
So his cooking skills reflected this-
Survival and nothing more.
This started with the next morning when the kids came down to the kitchen table and their faces went to shock horror
Oats, scrambled Eggs, fat and something orange mixed into one pot- It looked like some sort of gruel that would have been served to prisoners in medieval times. Speaks of the clumps of egg mixed in with the oatmeal stuck out most as Simon got a spoonful of what you realized was tomato ketchup and put some on each of the bowls before putting it on his own.
Johnny was the first one to break then and there.
It took a single smell of his breakfast to shake his head- very quickly signing.
"Im sorry Mama. I wont complain anymore"
Johnny was quick at this as he accepted the breakfast you made quickly.
Hazel and Rose looked at each other as they watched their brother tap out.
Hazel almost angrily beginning to eat the slop as her face scrunched between bites.
Rose looking at the bowl before she took a spoonful like her sister and ate it. A chill going down her body as she chewed- looking to her father with a face of almost horror as she watched him eat whatever this was without as much as a twitch.
And the silence was suffocating.
Lunch is when Rose broke. Simon grabbing his go to whenever he was out and about- a MRE, luckily thrown into a plastic bowl and microwaved instead of the pouch it was normally heated in.
Both girls looking at the bowls of indistinguishable brown in the brightly plastic bowl.
Rose stirred it once with a spoon, Her eyes actually swelled up and she bursted out into tears- Sitting there at the kitchen table with the open MRE.
You are standing there covering your face and laughing hard in silence.
"Jesus Christ Simon..."
Simon sighed as he took the bowl from her.
"What I gave her the good one too-"
Hazel-
Now Hazel was Simon's stubbornness and your attitude wrapped in one.
Once again in dead silence ate the military meal. Making sure to glare at Simon as she ate it with a soured face.
By dinner however.. The waters began to ripple.
Simon sat across the table from Hazel.
The two of them in a staring contest-
Infront of them a microwave monstrosity that Simon was eating and having gotten seconds of. Some form of pasta, Mayo, canned vegetables, a pack of canned sardines and half melted cheese slice.
Hazel sat there staring at the bowl.
"...You're just making this gross stuff as a punishment.."
Simon took another bite of the monstrosity without a flinch.
"This food is somethings id eat often.. I didnt have a Mum who would make me meals. Who went to the market. Who could teach me to cook-"
Simon said calmly, Staring his daughter in the eyes as he saw the flash of guilt. Mixing the bowl softly as she understood. Before taking a bite and grimacing.
"Im sorry ..Im still gonna apologize to Mum in person but... A-After I eat with you"
She said, Beginning to power through the meal. Simon smiling softly at his daughter admitting her wrong and sharing the terrible meal.















