Leliana: A little birdie tells me that the Herald has quite the crush on you, Josie!
Josephine: COMMANDER! You told her? How could you?
Cullen: How could I NOT? Besides, she is our spymaster and this qualifies as “important intel”, wouldn’t you say? Tell her the story.
Josephine: You always were an incorrigible gossip, Leliana. Very well...
***EARLIER***
Carver: I was, uh, wondering if we couldn’t get to know each other better, Lady Montilyet.
Josephine: Marvelous. I was hoping we could speak more about your family and your background. What I know is only through Varric’s book... So that is to say absolutely nothing. Though I DO believe you received a mention in the foreword, did you not? “Hawke’s beefier shadow that also whined a lot”, as I recall. Oh. I apologize. Please, tell me more about yourself.
Carver: I meant-- Oh, uh. Sure. Well. I have a tattoo. It’s of a mabari... I can make it bark if you’d like to see.
Josephine: ...
Carver: Allllllll right. I’m off to throw myself into the Waking Sea. Have a lovely day. Please don’t follow me.
