#d20-simulator

January 29-31st, 2017:

16, The seeds of doubt have been sown. Your movement will spread. But is it too late?

12, Nope, he's not buying your story. You're not even wearing a spacesuit.

10, You should know better than to try, and get the drop on Joey The Gnome.

6, The Goth kid's cringy poetry is a real hit with the audience.

9, The Vicious mockery gets to you. But there's nowhere left to run.

18, The disguise works! You look just like the mom from "Yo-kai Watch."

8, Oh dang, I'm probably reading this wrong but I think your arm was just ripped off.

20, With your excellent campaign management, Dell Marva has won a seat on the town council.

16, The Amazing Rando is positively beardless! Good for her!

17, Despite the omnipresent horror of the situation, you're doing a good job of living your life.

2, East-Man is pierced by the arrows. Your shield did nothing to stop them.

11, Lamashtu is the only name that comes to mind. You know it's not them however.

6, I'm gonna be generous, and give you a chance to leave. You are not ready for this fight.

17, You catch all three of the orphans. Way to go, I'm sure someone would have missed them.

16, Despite your recent blindness, you have little issue making a sandwich.

17, Squabert glides through the air as if he were a majestic spider-monkey.

16, Those two elves are definitely lying. The coal residue on their boots betrays them.

5, The tip of your spear collapses on contact with the Warforged. It was a damn cheap spear.

12, Mordack is bathed in golden light. You may very well have just saved her eyesight.

6, Ouch, looks like you placed just below Kate Saunders (Your Middle-School rival) in the competition.

8, There are definitely no cryptic messages encoded onto this silver disc. As far as you can tell...

18, You've convinced her that she's insane. That's called gas-lighting, and is an awful thing to do.

Alright, I think I have the modeling done for her. Hopefully with the textures things will come a bit more clear. The spaulders, and cuisse are fairly self-evident but the leather plackart, and chain pixane kind of get lost using default lambert. 

Hopefully I can sell “Cleric” with the textures as well. I’m not really good at designing specific DnD classes it appears. She could be anything. 

November 16-17th, 2016:

6, You're pretty sure the pill is harmless. Heck it even smells like almond!

1, The head of your Battleaxe flies backwards from the upswing. You miss the orc with your pole.

8, You are terrible at digging your own grave. One of the crime boss's underlings decides to help.

19, Not only does the bartender have Diet Mead, they also serve Mead Zero.

17, The sword moves but you cannot pull it from the stone. East-Man should try.

1, You can't remember what a halberd is. You're having a hard time at this store.

17, It looks a little awkward but you scored a three-pointer in Fantasy Basketball!

14, Your trusty boomerang misses the Kobold but it comes right back to you.

12, You encounter three Dire Alpacas. Their wool is warm.

20, The Goth kids have been successfully threatened. They're crying now. Way to go...

12, Thanks to the magic of reading you successfully save on Mass Suggestion.

6, The Dwarves do not believe you invented the bicycle. It doesn't even exist in this setting.

17, You convince Sam Footlong to take off his platemail. He will put it back on after bath time.

12, You do not convince Joey the Gnome that a Tomato is in fact a fruit.

8, You are being followed by... 148 strangers. That's more than the last time you checked.

3, The witch will not turn Mordack into a frog, no matter how much the two of your beg.

11, Yo Momma so poor that she can only pay moderate amounts of attention.

5, The Ogre just wants to be... eaten. We should stop rolling for NPC motivation.

3, Okay, you come after the Swamp Dog in initiative but before Joey the Gnome.

4, You got served. Take 2d8 burn damage.

6, The water slide does not put out the fire engulfing your left hand.

13, You and Joey the Gnome successfully trade hats. Sam Footlong is suspicious however.

10, You have ruled out the Warlock being a moose but he could be anything else.

19, You recognize the creature stepping out of the elevator as a Phantom Goat. Roll for initiative.

11, You find an enchanted Apple. The enchantment is that it tastes more like a pear.

6, You encounter the Legendary Faux Fennec Fox of Frostbite Falls. And it's pissed!

10, Rotten luck. You left the keys to your horse (Butterscorch) at the tavern. Now you have to walk.

20, You successfully smuggle both Joey the Gnome and Sam Footlong into the party via a backpack.

4, You fail to deduce what's wrong with Mordack. Maybe she's sad that she can't see her eyebrows?

11, You lose your way. But you gotta find out who killed your dad!

17, You and Mordack successfully fuse into Labradorite. Theory confirmed!

1, You fail to feed hay to your horse (Butterscorch). Roll 2d12 for Hoof damage.

11, No deal. The salesman will not trade his donkey for your apple.

4, You do not get what you give. You do not have the music in you.

17, The potion was a success! East-Man continues to bludgeon you with a frying pan.

12, In the bathroom you see little out of the ordinary. Someone has to buy Toilet paper though.

18, Whatever was making the smoke it's not affecting you. Sam and Joey have traded hats.

4, You fail to poop where you eat. Probably for the best.

11, You kill... Five birds with one stone.

11, The friendly ranger was a ghost all along or something. We don't need him in the party.

9, The friendly mushroom turned out to be an apathetic fungus! Roll for initiative.

6, The coconut misses. You are down one coconut.

20, A very successful save from Bane. This will come in handy when you kick the Spellsword's butt.

15, The meat would cause a lesser explorer to vomit. But you, you are merely disgusted.

4, Thank god. I wasn't gonna let you go into space no matter what, but the dice are on my side.

16, The Goth kids are still crying. Bumblerock High is safe for another day.

12, Your wood carving needs work but it kinda looks like a duck. Thumbs up!

20, You ain't afraid of no ghosts. Skeletons are still kind of creepy though.

8, You know him as the hunter Jackelope Jensen. You do not notice he's a small bunny with antlers.

18, You catch the thief before he jumps off Frostbite falls. "I'll never survive in Jail!" He yells.

November 13-16th, 2016:

4, The Magic Sweater rejects you. "I would be a better fit on the Halfling!" exclaims the sweater.

20, The curse has been lifted successfully. No more will you smell of Troll fat!

3, You have no idea what Joey the Gnome, and Sam Footlong were doing in the wine cellar.

6, Going by what you know you can only rule out that "Big Meaty Claws" is not the password.

18, You tame the wild horse. The name "Butterscorch" comes to mind. He is now your steed.

9, Despite your great strength the chains do not give at all. Maybe the rogue will help out for once.

17, With your trusty sword and shield you smash all of the pots in the room. You find 27gp.

19, You overcome the stench and swim through the sewers with ease. Could have used the boat though.

1, Critical Miss! Your bowstring breaks, sending shrapnel into your face. Roll 2d6 for damage.

9, Of course you couldn't make an electric bow with three lemons, and some copper wire.

2, That missed of course, but since it rolled off the table you can roll again.

8, Not even with your +2 from the supermoon does that come close to hitting.

11, You fail to catch the apple. You can still eat it but it would have been cool if you caught it.

19, You successfully protect East-Man and The Amazing Rando. They will do the same later on.

18, You successfully detected Joey The Gnome's whoopie cushion. Saving you time and embarrassment.

6, Half Nelsons do not appear to be effective on Manticores.

8, You fail to catch the Shuriken in your mouth. 2d6 Damage, and you cannot talk until a short rest.

15, Your shield hits the giant for 1d4 damage but it does not bounce back to you.

5, The ball of paper completely misses the trash can. It hits Sam Footlong in the face.

1, Your Javelin slips backwards out of your hand and hits your horse. Butterscorch is displeased.

1, The Goblin fails to save on Erupting Earth. It's almost like he just jumps into the explosion.

11, Your party fails to save on Mass Suggestion. You begin to walk through the cavern door.

10, You fail to save on Slow alongside East-Man. Everything looks like a Slo-Mo Guys video.

1, Critical fail. Your dagger shatters on contact with Faminger The Skurge. Roll 2d8 for shrapnel.

11, Your fist bump is met with confusion by the village elders. It's kind of awkward.

9, Looting the bodies results in: 9 arrows, one rapier, and 45 Copper pieces.

6, No, you are not aware of the existence of Popcorn. You can try to find out though.

4, The Wheelbarrow cannot support your party's weight and collapses.

4, You manage to hide in the snow for 4 hours. The guards are still nearby.

12, You rolled the same as The Amazing Rando. Both of you roll again so we have the order.

20, This drink DEFINITELY has poison in it. As well as a hint of vanilla and a drop of lemon juice.

18, You succeed in not eating the enchanted cheese. You alone are not a mouse.

5, You fail to slice the oncoming arrow in half. That would have been cool though.

17, Surprisingly enough the shopkeeper does have Weetabix.

16, And he also takes Dungeonmaster Card. But not Greyhawk Express.

15, In a somewhat panicked state you avoid the arrow. Don't worry though, you still looked cool.

1, You cooked that chicken so poorly that it just laid an egg.

18, To the surprise of everyone in court including yourself, you pull off the top-hat quite well.

9, Your party's human pyramid collapses before Sam Footlong experiences simulated tallness.

14, So with your resistance to flame alongside your other modifiers... You swim through the lava.

14, The Ghost believes that you had nothing to do with his death. Mordack is not so lucky.

11, Your axe makes contact with the door. 1d8 damage.

9, Your throwing knife is stuck to your hand with honey. It's a miss.

3, The crowd isn't feeling your lute solo at all. You're not even a Bard!

16, With your constitution modifier you can easily drink Gindrink Vodslammer under the table.

17, You handle the Hot Chocolate like a champ. If anything you want it to be hotter.

10, The potion ages you ten years. Luckily there's potion of youth elsewhere in the dungeon.

12, You're using magic missile. You didn't have to roll that.