#d.bas

clap for headcanons || darcy

1. the whole calling her butthole thing isn’t a joke. in darcy’s mind, that is truly her name.

2. because from the moment that he picked up that half-feathered little clump of cuteness, darcy’s first thought was damn this thing is as ugly as my asshole.

3. yes, darcy is a little hurt that little butthole imprinted on bas rather than him, but he isn’t bitter about it. he’s very proud of the way that bas has raised his pseudo-daughter.

4. the goose tattoo that darcy has placed on his left bicep is in butthole’s honor, thanks to bas.