#cydonians

make sure that the lobster is alive, cause of how the meat basically fucking disappears 24 hours after its death! and to kill it humanely, put the knife at the base, press straight down, then just bring the rest of the knife down to the rest of the head

at the joint where the body meets the tail, u pick it up and hold it firmly. twist one way, then the other way, then full 360 while pulling out, now u have the tail and the rest of the body

if u want to, u can grab the "arm"/claw or the legs of the lobster, pinch, then twist the same way u pulled out the tail

CYD!! remember deja? yeah thats her! a witch of stories (or a storyteller), where their main responsibility is gathering stories in any way they can and spreading it around, and because of how stories can go on for eons and such, they could basically live for an extremely long time. shes a tough cookie and often gives people who she doesnt trust a cold shoulder, and is also very stubborn.....

she lives in a post-apocalyptic world where theres strange beasts and nature kind of. swallows a lot of the ruins now... she was in a community of storytellers but was cast out (or she left, its vague for a while) and throughout her story, she basically tries to find a community she can call home and actually feel welcome in :')

cyd my dear sweet friend......... everything is a fandom if u believe in urself