🧬 THE XAVIER SCHOOL GUIDE TO MUTANT SUCCESS Kindle Edition -- Now Live.

How to Win Friends and Accidentally Level a City by Kushibada Book Pond, Blacksite Literature™

📚 Welcome to mutant adolescence. Please don’t pet the instructors. Or piss off Storm. This is your unofficial survival guide to the most catastrophically uninsurable school in the Marvel Universe.

✔️ Orientation tips from Logan, Storm, Rogue, and Scott ✔️ Guidance on surviving nude wolf-women and psychic screamers ✔️ Telepathy-based crush confessions during Algebra ✔️ A suspiciously comforting letter from Professor X ✔️ Haunted wings. Inappropriate Sentinels. Field hazard maps.

If you ever felt weird in school… imagine sprouting claws in 5th period.

🎓 This is mutant puberty with a paper trail. 📘 This is Hogwarts for the genetically unstable. 💥 This is your childhood rebooted -- and now you're the chaos.

Live now on Kindle. https://a.co/d/4tHCWR3

Reblog if you were the weird kid. Buy it if you survived it.

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