How many languages can a Cybertronian learn? Will Optimus eventually become fluent in Bovine?
Optimus can probably figure out what passes for a cowâs âlanguageâ in a few days. It might not make for much sense to him but Cybertronians are very adaptive when it comes to language. He probably lows back at them, sometimes.
A Cybertronian pre-war would generally know about five, six different âlanguagesâ normally, all being more accurately regional dialects and cultural dialects of various Cybertronian languages- the trick is that they usually wouldnât speak other languages unless necessary. When everybody has inherent onboard translation programs thereâs really no incentive to use someone elseâs language unless they expressly canât understand yours.
During the war and afterwards, language both became more simplified as most mechanisms wound up using sort of âcommonâ or âclinicalâ versions of language just to ensure that everybody could understand each other- coupled with the fact that suddenly bots from everywhere across cybertron were starting to meet and get together in new ways, everybody kept learning new ways to say the same things, so the cybertronian language in itâs modern form is kind of a hodgepodge, but at least everybody can understand each other without having to stop and parse through whatâs been said.
Most earth languages are kind of frustratingly simple or âchunkyâ compared to Cybertronian (which is a very dense language- a human canât speak it because it just sounds like computer noise. Lots of computer noise) and as a result translations often get kind of odd- and often times?
That means things become puns, because the translators are trying to fold multiple meanings into as little words as possible. Wordplay in Earth languages is a big hit for Cybertronians.
Humans everywhere groan and beg them to stop with the terrible puns. Please.
Skywarp and Soundwave both get very good at communicating with birds (Skywarp keeps bringing crows home) and lots of cybertronians can understand dogs and cats very intently, if they want to.
Most Decepticons generally try to avoid using human languages unless necessary, Megatron in particular can understand a handful of earthly languages (more, if Soundwave or The Nemesis upload files to him with translation programs) but both doesnât speak them- and pretends he canât understand them during rare dealings with humans.
Itâs a big production, really- Soundwave translating everything back and forth, Starscream deliberately selecting chunks of broken english to use- this way they can listen in on humans who are under two common mistakes-
The first is assuming that cybertronians canât hear softer sounds. The fact is that cybertronians are noisy, so they automatically filter out a lot of sound- theyâre quite a bit louder than humans are no matter their size and as a result a cybertronian might not think to react to something as soft as a human whispering or human footsteps.
The second is talking shit where Megatron can hear you, even if you donât think he knows what youâre saying. Megatronâs great at playing stupid. He survived for a long time by downplaying his capabilities and intelligence, and as much as he hates it, he knows itâs a very useful tactic.
Of course, while Megatron is pretending heâs not hearing the Unit-E representatives RIGHT THERE talking about trying to bargin for offworld technology and thinking about how he could just step on these humans, Optimus Prime is laying in a field somewhere, gently lowing to cows and coaxing cats to him by purring.