Partners in Crime #4
"Have yourself, a merry little Christmas.."
Barry could hear the iconic Christmas song coming from inside the forensic lab, as he reached for the door. Walking inside he could see strings of fairy lights adorning the lab walls, and a section of the wall; where green Christmas lights were put up in the shape of a Christmas tree. There was rustling in the far back corner, behind the bookcase of chemicals.
"This would have been so much easier if he actually cleaned the lab like he said he would."
"Who are you talking to (Y/N)?" Barry chuckled, seeing her struggling to try putting up a box on the highest shelf.
"Aaahhhh!" She jumped at his voice, letting the box go. Barry grabbed it before it could hit the floor, and shatter whatever was in it. "Didn't you learn in school not to sneak up on people, while they're trying to put things on high shelves?" she questioned in annoyance.
"I don't think they teach you that in school."
He tried not to laugh at her attempt to put on a menacing face. She glared at him, before breaking into laughter as well.
"Well consider yourself taught then. Now go, and spread the knowledge my young cricket." He chuckled at her response, while putting up the box on the top shelf, with little effort.
"What are you up to lady?"
"Well, since you're a liar, I took it upon myself to clean your lab."
"Hey, it's our lab now."
"Oh, sorry. I meant YOUR MESS," she enunciated the last two words, poking his chest for emphasis.
Barry took a moment to look around the room to find it a lot cleaner than he had ever seen, since moving into the office. The scattered pile of papers that had been on the floor for four months, were now filed in their respective folders and placed neatly on his desk. The multiple dirty beakers that were left in the sink were now on the drying rack, spotless. The empty boxes of donuts were thrown away in the trash, and the table that previously housed said donuts, was cleaned and free of any debris. He could go on forever playing the game, 'Spot the Difference'.
"I'm sorry..." He rubbed his neck, embarrassed.
"Yes Barry, I know you're sorry. I think the whole police station calls you "Sorry" instead of "Barry" now," she teased. "Anyways, it's not a big deal. The mess didn't bother me too much."
He raised his eyebrows at her lie.
"Okay fine, it was bothering me a little. But cleaning is very therapeutic for me, so it really wasn't a big deal."
"Still, it was my mess. You should have let me clean it."
(Y/N) threw him an amused look. "You and I both know you would have never cleaned. And besides, I wanted to decorate the place with a little Christmas cheer, so I volunteered to clean it."
"Let me make it up to you, though. I feel bad for making you clean my mess." He knew that he wouldn't have cleaned it either way, and was thankful she ended up cleaning his mess.
"I told you, don't worry about it." (Y/N) tried assuring him, but he continued pleading.
"Please!" he begged her.
"Fine! I have one way you can make it up to me."
"Yes!" He felt victorious, winning the "argument". "What is it?"
"Well, a little birdie told me that you have the voice of an angel." She enjoyed watching his face turn red from embarrassment.
"W-what? Who told you that?" His voice became high and he could feel the burning of his cheeks.
"Caitlin and Iris." she was trying to refrain from laughing, not wanting to upset him. She didn't think his face could become any more red, but was proven wrong. He reminded her of one of the round shiny red ornaments. "I want you sing for me."
(Y/N)'s face brightened at a new idea that popped in her head. "Actually, better yet, I want you to go caroling in your neighborhood for me. Why should I be the only one to enjoy your beautiful voice?"
"No, absolutely not."
"Wow." She feigned a disappointed face, using her dramatic acting skills she learned from years of watching Korean dramas and Spanish soap operas. "I thought Barry Allen was a man of his word. I guess not."
"I am-"
"Nope, I don't want to hear it. I have lost my faith in men. What's the point, when they are all going to lie to you? Barry Allen, you are to blame if I end up shunning men for life and become a nun."
Barry sighed, knowing that her dramatic acting would not stop until he gave in.
"Fine." he muttered.
"Uh, what's that? I can't hear you. Did you just say another lie?" she teased, cupping her hand to her ear.
"Fine." he muttered, more loudly this time.
(Y/N) broke into her widest smile at the response. She danced a little victory dance, while making a mental note of the songs she was going to make him sing.
"What's got you jumping up and down?" Joe walking into the room, watching (Y/N) with amusement.
"Joe! You came in just the right time! Barry, here, has agreed to go Christmas caroling around the whole neighborhood!" She couldn't help but laugh, picturing Barry caroling by himself.
"Really?" Joe was surprised, shocked even, at the news. "You know I tried to get this kid to sing whenever we went to the karaoke bar? He threatened to quit his job."
Barry buried his face in his hands, attempting to block them out.
"Never underestimate a woman and her power of persuasion."
When their laughing died down, Barry took the opportunity to change the subject.
"Joe, did you need something?" He said a little grumpily.
"Actually, I just came up here to ask (Y/N) if she wanted to join us for our Christmas get-together."
(Y/N)'s eyes lit up, like the Christmas lights in the room.
"Really? I would love to!" Her expression turned worrisome for a moment. "Actually, I was planning to spend Christmas with Caitlin and Cisco. And Dr. Wells, whether he likes it or not."
"Barry was planning to invite them anyway. The more the merrier," the detective offered.
"That's settled then! I'll bring some of my brownies." she started planning in her head.
"That's not necessary, you don't need to bring anything-"
Barry interrupted Joe's sentence. "Joe, let her bring her brownies. Caitlin told me stories about them; they're the best you'll ever taste. Even Dr. Wells agreed." He was a little curious how good they were to have won over Dr. Wells.
(Y/N) patted her friend on the back. "You flatter me, my good man."
"Well, if you don't mind (Y/N)."
"Consider it done! It's really not a problem making them!" (Y/N) beamed at Joe, remembering to thank him for the invitation. "Thank you for inviting me!"
"Well, then I will see you both tomorrow night then!" Joe waved at the two, then left to take care of other matters.
"Iris is going to be there." Barry brought up, watching the detective leave.
"Cool?" (Y/N) responded, unsure why he was telling her this piece of information.
"You promised to help me with Iris?" Barry jogged her memory to a before, when she promised him to help with his love life.
"Right, listen Barry-"
"Oh no you don't. If I have to keep my promises, you have to keep yours."
"But-"
"If you back out, I won't have to carol around the neighborhood. You know what? Don't help me. Then I don't have to carol anymore." Barry grinned at the dilemma (Y/N) faced.
"Ugh, fine. I'll help you, she begrudgingly agreed. "But like I said, whatever happens, you better not blame me, mister."
"Sure, whatever." he agreed.
"Oh, and Barry?"
"What?" His mind was now occupied on how to rope her into going caroling with him.
"I'll make sure to make buy some figgy pudding for you." she teased.















