#cwerewolves

absolutely

Life is Ruff by kitsunequeen (1/1 | 2,020 | G)

"YOUR DOG BIT ME WHILE I WAS PEACEFULLY READING A BOOK, YOU NEED TO PUT THAT THING ON A LEASH" au

------

“I’m fine,” Derek repeats. “I’m not taking you to court, don’t worry about it.”

That’d be a great case. Look, your honor! Mr. Stilinski’s dog viciously tore my hand open. There’s no scar or stitches or hospital records or photos to prove it, but he did, I swear! Yeah, no. Besides, Derek had been the one to pet the dog, which probably wasn’t his best idea, even if it was domesticated.

“It doesn’t even hurt that much,” he adds. “I’ll be alright.”

“That’s an awesome sentiment and all, and you rock, but you say that till you see the hospital bill. Those people are crooks, I swear. And it doesn’t hurt? That’s the shock talking. Even big tough manly men can get infections, dude. We need to go to the hospital, like, now.”

“Big tough manly men?” Derek asks, raising an eyebrow.

The Art of Observation by Hypocorismm (1/1 | 11,225 | PG13)

Stiles is a photography student, and Derek is a famous model that he has to photograph for class, and then takes him home, in the least sexy way possible.

Give Me Shelter by WonderWolf (1/1 | 8,295 | PG13)

“I don’t make a good impression, I know,” Derek grumbles. “It’s fine. I get it.”

“Noooo,” Stiles groans in frustration, “but it isn’t fair because you’re not that guy, you’re not an asshole and you give cats punny names so they have a better chance at being adopted.”

“Who told you I named the cats?” Derek asks, his brows scrunching together in confusion.

“Scott,” Stiles smirks. “My favorite so far was Purrsephone.”

yes i can

it's my (pants) party and i'll cry if i want to by oncetherewasapirate (1/1 | 4,611 | NC17)

Stiles really should have known by now that dating a witch who’s liable to get angry at the drop of a hat probably wasn’t his best relationship decision. But he didn't.

Stiles just never thought that, after she cursed him, it would turn out to be so literal.

So Pretty by LadyDrace (1/1 | 2,099 | NC17)

Stiles reveals a kink to Derek, who then discovers a different one of his own.

Try a Little Tenderness by Sheepnamedpig (1/1 | 3,105 | NC17)

When your boy gets weary, try a little skin time.

Good At You by mmmdraco (1/1 | 3,409 | NC17)]

he first few times Derek and Stiles have sex are nice, but somewhat underwhelming. It's not until they switch things up a bit that it all clicks into place.

The Winner Takes It All by badluckvixen13 (alteringviews) (13/13 | 60,566 | NR)

The “Alpha-Pack” is a group of teenagers in undergrad who believe that love is a game. Between frat parties, sorority gatherings, and college-age drinking, there is plenty of variety. Isaac, Aiden, Ethan, Erica, and Derek try to win by gaining as many “scores” as possible as an addition to their pack camaraderie. Stiles is one of Derek’s trophies and he can’t let it go because someone just playing a game shouldn’t have three o’clock in the morning soul-searching conversations with their prey. He needs answers and closure, so he has a plan—become part of the “pack” and make Derek notice him. It works…almost too well as Stiles’s method of playing change Derek and Stiles himself changes him. While Stiles is fighting to keep his head on straight and Derek is fighting to figure out if his head was ever on straight, members of the pack begin to realize that love is a very different game than the one they’d been playing. And Derek most of all realizes that sometimes you need to lose to win.

The Normal One? by hellbells (6/6 | 10,952 | NC17)

Stiles had always prided himself on being the normal one in the pack. He was until an Alpha fight shows him just how wrong they all are. It just might be that he needs Derek to anchor him as much as Derek needs him.

Morning Agreements by dragonspell (1/1 | 2,491 | NC17)

Hands slip around him from behind, stroking up his chest with an insistent demand. They grope at his pecs and tease his nipples, pinching and pulling, sending sparks skittering along Derek’s nerves. He grunts and flattens the hands to his chest to hold them still. There’s still the vague thought that he can get out of this without fully waking up. That’s before a hard cock rides up the crack of his ass and the lips on his neck pull back to reveal teeth that threaten along his skin. God damn it. “Go away,” Derek groans.

“Derek,” Stiles whines. “It’s up, though.” Stiles emphasizes his point by rubbing his dick against Derek, like that proves something.

swallow me down raw, like you mean it by bleep0bleep (1/1 | 7,795 | NC17)

Derek isn’t quite sure what to do, but he can’t look away from the way Stiles’ mouth moves while he talks, and then Stiles’ shirt rides up a little with a particular wild gesture, revealing an expanse of pale skin. The comment I have these in red reverberates in his mind, and now Derek is frozen, imagining the man before him clad in nothing but a pair of lacy red panties.

A Perfect Perch by fuchs (1/1 | 2,460 | R)

An idea is starting to form in his mind, one of those ideas, the type that either turn out brilliantly or almost get someone gutted. And in this case, the party losing their intestines would be Stiles.

‘Do you– Well. I mean… I could give you a massage?’ Stiles offers tentatively.

Dick Pics by EloquentSavage (1/1 | 11,230 | NC17)

It's VERY NSFW and maybe the whole thing got out of hand, but you know. That's what this shit is for.

A Devotion by TroubleIWant (9/9 | 77,076 | R)

There’s a boy exiting the doors as they approach. Where Derek is tan from hours outside, the boy is pale except for a few beauty marks on one cheek. He’s dressed in fine riding clothes, and flanked by a guard wearing the sign of the royal house. A noble, then. He’s younger than Derek, but, considering his higher station, a bow would be appropriate. Despite that, Derek can’t help looking curiously at the boy, who’s looking back at Derek with just as much interest. For a moment, their eyes meet - the boy’s are a deep amber in the sunlit courtyard, ringed by long, tawny lashes.

A gloved hand smacks the back of Derek’s head and he instinctively flinches away, hunching his shoulders. He loses track of the other boy as they pass one another, and as he turns to get another look, the knight grabs his shoulder and marches him forward into the stable.

“Keep your eyes to yourself,” the knight instructs. “And next time, show the proper respect to Crown Prince Stiles.”

Or: A medieval AU that's a little Princess Bride, a little bit more Game of Thrones, and a healthy side-serving of gay erotica.

Bite Down Hard by KuriKuri (1/1 | 25,730 | NC17)

For a moment, Derek can’t breathe.

Because moles aren’t the only thing marring the pale skin of Stiles’ neck. Oh no, that’s –

– that’s a bond bite. A bond bite which Stiles definitely did not have yesterday, and which appears to have roughly the same dimensions as Derek’s own mouth.

Shit.

(Or: In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.)

I Thought You Would Like That by Emela (1/1 | 7,325 | NC17)

Yeah, that was pretty bad, but what was worse was having spent the last three years pretending to hate Stiles, because it was better than being the guy who failed at emotions and got rejected for them, and now Derek was locked in the same room as him under the promise they would only be let out when they “did something about their sexual tension”.

OR

I didn’t know how to send you any kind of message, so here is this thing to say your icon is magnificent :o

Hoshi: ... Also, Schopenauer really looks like a Yu Gi Oh villain