swipe right ā k. bakugo x fem! reader
ā® a/n: i remember seeing a post on here a long time ago about a character making a fake tinder profile for their gf and realizing how many people want her. (if someone knows the OG post please lmk so i can link it!) so now i present to you: bakugo falling to his knees in the middle of your apartment bedroom for the exact same reason.
ā® content/warnings: dubcon, quirkless/college! au, jealousy, possessiveness, breeding, creampie, unprotected sex, cum eating, cunnilingus, overstimulation, praise, biting, bkg gets a little rough with you, and bkg's also a fucking simp but when do I ever write him as being otherwise??
ā® summary: your boyfriend decides to make a fake tinder profile for you just to see how many matches you get. he comes to a realization just how many other people want whatās already his.
ā® word count: 4.2k (i'm so sick)
Bakugo can remember how this all started. In very vivid detail, actually. He remembers because Kaminari had pissed him off so much to the extent that it took him a very substantial amount of effort to refrain from bashing his friendās face in.
It all started during the last monthly hangout amongst Bakugo and his friendsā one day out of the month designated to make sure that they all had time to catch up with one another despite their busy schedules.
Everything was normal, with all of them getting more than enough of their fill of food and alcohol while idly playing video games and talking about random topics to fill in the silence in Kaminariās living room.Ā
Perfectly normal, until Denki decided to open his stupid mouth, at least.Ā
He goes off on a tangent about a trend he saw on social media where someone makes a fake Tinder profile for their partner to see how many matches theyād get. He proceeds to tell Bakugo that he should try doing it, for āfunsies,āā to which Bakugo scoffs at.Ā
āArenāt you curious, Kacchan?ā Kaminari smiles cheekily, wrapping an arm around his blond friendās shoulders, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Bakugoās becoming visibly more upset with every passing moment.Ā
āYour girlfriend is really pretty,ā Mina chimes in, sticking her tongue out when Katsuki whips his head to glare at her. āIām still surprised sheās with a grump like you.āĀ
Kaminari butts in, āI bet thereās a whole line of guys around the block just waiting for a chance to get with her. I mean, just look at her! Hell, Iād even let her peg māā
For a moment, Bakugo swears he wants to bash Kaminariās face into his flatscreen. And for a moment, he lets that impulsive thought winā getting up and grabbing two fistfuls of Denkiās shirt before promptly getting cut off by Kirishima.
āAlright alright,ā Kirishima forcibly pries Bakugo off of the other blond, pushing him off to the side. āThatās enough, you two. Kaminari was just messing around. Iāll admit, it wasnāt a good joke, but no need to hurt the guy, okay Bakugo?āĀ
Kirishima knows that Kaminari wasnāt being that serious, but Kirishima can also admit that what he had to say held some ounce of truth. And Kirishima knows Bakugo well enough to see how your boyfriend tends to be rather skittish and protective with matters concerning youā which is exactly why Eijiro had to stop him before it was too late. He really didnāt feel like preparing for Denkiās funeral or helping hide Katsuki escape from a homicide charge.
And that was thatā¦up until a few minutes ago.
Katsukiās tried to forget that conversation. But try as he might, his mind betrays him and canāt help but wander back to what Denki said that night.
He trusts you of course, and has complete faith in your relationship. However, heās curious to a fault, just about perhaps too curious for his own good.Ā
How badly could this end?
As it turns out, this whole scheme seems to be playing out very poorly.Ā
Dozens of photos of youā screenshotted from your social media accountsā fill Katsukiās screen. He had to choose photos you uploaded yourself, because most of his photos of you were either tooā¦suggestive or too domestic (and he wants to be the only one to see you in those moments).
He swipes through āyourā profile one last time before clicking ādoneā to officially put you on the market. And just like that, Bakugoās met with the faces of men who are nowhere near your level. He goes through the batch of profiles, scrutinizing each one he comes across. Heās (un)surprisingly selective with the ones he chooses to swipe right onā making sure that theyāre at least somewhat conventionally attractive. To his surprise (or dread, rather), his phone pings right away with a notification from someone who swiped back. Another ping. A message.Ā
You free tonight?Ā
Bakugo scoffs. He looks through the guyās profileā a picture of him at a party with his arms around some girls, another with him doing a victory pose presumably after hiking, and one with him holding a fish. He feels his mouth curl in disgust, about to give into the urge to reply and give this guy a piece of his mind, before he realizes heās pretending to be you. He takes a deep breath, closes out of the app, and puts down his phone.Ā
Heās starting to regret this.
Bakugoās phone has gone off 15 times in the last hour. Bakugo has also felt the need to strangle some stranger through the phone 15 times in the last hour. Your (read: his) profile has existed for less than 60 minutes, and you already have a whole address book of nobodies trying to link with you and get a quick fuck.Ā
He feels the familiar beginnings of a headache creeping up the back of his skull. He thinks he might need a drink. Why did he decide to do this again?
In hindsight, he probably should have known this is exactly how it was going to go down.Ā
What was that saying? Curiosity killed the cat?
Yeah.
He was never great at self-preservation in the first place. So this, the feeling of overwhelming jealousy, frustration, possessiveness brewing up a storm threatening to pour out of every single fiber of Bakugoās beingā was no surprise.
He watches as the numbers at the bottom of his screen increase steadily, before tapping on the star icon.Ā
ā99+ likes!ā it reads. Over 99 people who saw your profile and thought you were beautiful. Bakugo pales, and he can feel the cold sweat building on the nape of his neck. He grips his phone, knuckles turning white. Is he shaking from anger or nervousness?
Anger because all these guys think they even have the slightest chance with someone as amazing as you. Nervousness because what if you decide that they do? You wouldnāt actually leave him for one of these guys, right? Right?
None of these men would walk through hell and back for you. They donāt know how you like your coffee, the details of your skin care routine, how you like to binge watch shows and talk Katsukiās ear off about them (not that he ever minded, of course). They donāt know you, not like he does. Katsuki looks at you like you hung the moon. In fact, heās pretty convinced that you did. Everything good in his lifeā the warmth, the color, the joy,ā is encompassed by you. Heād be damned if he lets some greasy little nobody take that from him. Because the moment Bakugo fell in love with you, you became a part of himā inextricably and indefinitely. Loving you has become so intrinsic to him, that even the mere thought of another person loving you or looking at you the same way he does has him going insane. Not that anyone could love you like he did, though. That thought brings him some comfort, but not for long.Ā
One last notification he sees sends him spiraling. Bakugo swears that he can see red. Thatās when he deletes the app, and throws his poor phone in some random corner of the living room, which is markedly one of the smarter choices heās made as of late. He marches to your bedroom with a fire burning in his chest.Ā
He stops short of the door and finds you sitting at the edge of your shared bed, fresh out of the shower. Youāre applying lotion, and he watches the cream absorb into your skin wordlessly, in awe at how overwhelmingly beautiful you manage to look in the most prosaic of tasks. For a second, he almost forgets the reason he was upset in the first place.Ā Ā
Your hair is still damp, water droplets accumulating at the tips, and Katsuki feels his mouth run dry the minute he watches a stray bead fall and make its way down your neck and stop perfectly in the dip of your collarbone. Your very existence is forever etched into his heart, every inch of you carved into his memory, but even still he can never get tired of looking at you. At every angle, in every lighting, he needs to see you in it. You could call him obsessed, but heād simply laugh and agree, because whatās so wrong with that? Especially if itās you.Ā
Youāre one to be studiedā to be adored, Katsuki thinks, to the greatest capacity. Itās what you deserve. And what better person for that task to fall upon than him?
He finds himself naturally gravitating towards you, his finger tracing the same exact path the water had carved just moments before, wordlessly. You try to pay no mind, but itās difficult as you realize just how close Bakugo was and how your towel barely manages to cover up your most intimate parts. One wrong move and youād be exposed. With how things were playing out, and the predatory glint in the blondās eyes, you donāt think your boyfriend would be too perturbed with your current predicament.Ā
Katsuki presses a delicate kiss to your forehead before he crouches down. Suddenly, youāre at eye level with one another, his hot breath tickling your lips. You think for a moment heās going to kiss you so you lean forward, lips waiting. But he merely grazes them before he sucks a deep bruise into the juncture of your neck, biting slightly.Ā
Youāre barely given any time to react before heās grabbing the hand thatās securing your towel and ripping it away, the offending garment falling off your body. Your flesh prickles with goosebumps as its exposed to the sudden chill.Ā Itās quickly replaced by the heat of Bakugoās body as he pushes you lightly, your back hitting the mattress. He crawls on top of you, muscular thighs on either side of your hips, your head placed conveniently between his forearms. Heās trapped you, a nonverbal challenge for you to try and escape.Ā
Youāre a work of art, he thinks, but much more valuable than any piĆØce de rĆ©sistance framed in any museum.Ā
Beautiful, yes, but far too blank for his liking. He wants to ruin you, make you his own personal magnum opus. And so he does.Ā
He presses a clothed knee against your bare cunt, pressing firmly. His lips continue their assault on your neck, leaving angry purpling bruises in their wake. Rough hands find your breast, and you moan in surprise when he gives both of them a harsh squeeze as he shoves his tongue into your mouth. Katsuki kisses you like a man dying of thirst, hungry for everything you can offer him and more. Itās all too much already, the way heās kissing you has your mind reeling, and you have to turn your head away for a moment to catch your breath. Katsuki thinks itās a moment too long without you, so he coaxes you into locking lips with him once more. A wave of mischievousness washes over you, prompting you to take your boyfriendās lower lip in between your teeth, biting down lightly.Ā
You feel his breath hitch, before he lets out a low groan as he grinds his clothed dick against your bare wetness. He returns the favor, sucking on your bottom lip before letting it go with a wet pop. He pulls back with a lazy smirk, his lips pursing together to scatter messy kisses down the base of your throat and down your chest, alternating between sucking and biting at the flesh.Ā
He gives you a good once-over, scanning every surface, committing them to memory. You feel the need to curl into yourself with how intensely those vermillion eyes are piercing into you, memorizing every single curve, scar, freckle like heās done time and time again.Ā
He drops down to his knees, broad shoulders bullying their way in between your legs, forcibly prying them open. He grips your hips, fingertips digging into the soft flesh, and drags you down the mattress until your legs are dangling off the bed.
āJesus, Kats, be more gentle.ā
āShhh. I know you like it when Iām not gentle,ā he chuckles. As if to prove a point, he pulls you down even further, giving a harsh bite to your inner thigh. He smiles deviously when you yelp. You try to pull at his hair but his reflexes are too quick, pinning both of your wrists down on either side of you easily. āBesides, this is the perfect height for me to eat you out, dontcha think baby?āĀ
You want to chastise him for being so crass, so Katsuki, but the words die on the tip of your tongue the minute he gives a sweet, loving kiss to your clit, sucking lightly.Ā
āYouāre mine. I donāt want anyone else seeing you like this except for me.āĀ
Youāre not entirely sure what brought this on, but you find it hard to complain when Bakugo drags his tongue from your throbbing clit to inside your pussy, drinking everything you have to offer.Ā
Your hands automatically try to find purchase in his blond locks, struggling against the vice grip Katsuki has on your wrists. He decides to take pity on you, loosening his hold so you can slip your hands into his hair,Ā moaning appreciatively when he feels you tug. He rewards you by flicking his tongue on your clit over and over again, just the way you like it. He does it until your moans begin to pitch higher and higher, the same way that they do when youāre close. He doesnāt stop his ministrations even after you cum, riding out your orgasm until your thighs are shaking from overstimulation. He pulls away from you with a loud pop, taking in the sight before him.Ā
He runs a hand up and down your thigh soothingly. āSo fucked out already and weāre barely getting started, baby.ā
Your mind is barely processing his words before you feel Katsukiās erection brush against your stomach, his clothing haphazardly discarded on the floor. He taps the head of his dick against your clit to tease you, a feeling of satisfaction swelling when you cry out from under him.Ā Ā
He watches in fascination as strings of your arousal cling to him. He positions his length at your entrance, locking eyes with you as you hold your breath in anticipation. Katsuki likes you like this. Needy for him.Ā
Ā āYouāre the most beautiful girl in the world, you know that?ā He slips into you with a stuttered groan.Ā
Katsukiās always been big. You never get used to the initial stretch, no matter how many times you two fuck. Still, that doesnāt stop him from sliding in with ease from the slick of your last orgasm. It easily coats his cock as he gives a few experimental thrusts. He groans in rapture. How do you manage to feel so good every time? Itās enough to drive him insane. Perhaps he already is.Ā
āSo fucking perfect, no wonder why all those losers want you.ā He mutters out the last part, and youāre not sure if you caught that right.Ā
āWhat?ā He chooses not to respond, and you arenāt given the opportunity to think any further before your legs are thrown over his shoulders, Katsukiās weight effectively pinning you in place. The stretch knocks all the wind out of your lungs, and all you can do is cling to Katsuki, nails leaving red, angry lines on his well-defined back.
He wastes no time before he starts drilling into you, hips slotting in between your legs perfectly. The position has him pressed against your clit, and your entire body feels like itās been set ablaze, with Katsuki holding both the power to have it burn even brighter and the ability to extinguish it. And youāre almost there, you can feel your soul slowly ascending, your room filled with hymns of pleasure, the coil in your stomach winding tighter and tighter, threatening to unravel along with your sanity. Katsuki can feel it tooā the way youāre squeezing him tighter, how your gasps and moans have climbed just a note higher, how absolutely ruined you look, how heās responsible for your current state.Ā Which is exactly why he wants to push it even further, he wants to see how much youāll break for himā and only him.Ā
Katsuki cuts you off right before you can reach your peak, pulling out but making sure just his tip is inserted. You come to and take a look at your lover and marvel at the sight. He has a crazed look in his eyes. The way he smirks is absolutely wicked.Ā
You feel distraughtā having been so close but having it ripped away from you. You give your boyfriend a petulant pout.
āKatsuki,ā you whine, slapping a hand against his sweaty chest, āWhyād you stop? I was so close!ā
āBecause I didnāt want you to cum yet,ā he says simply. āYouāll be good for me, yeah? Iāll give my baby what she deserves, as long as sheās good.āĀ
You roll your eyes, huffing. That wonāt do for him.
As much as he loves seeing you indulge, he feels a need to punish youā at least a little bit to even begin to atone for being the wicked temptress you are.Ā
āDonāt be a fuckinā brat,ā Bakugo growls, gripping your face with one hand, squishing your cheeks, causing your lips to purse slightly. āI said be good, okay? Wanna take my time with you.āĀ
Thereās a moment of respite, until you sigh in defeat, knowing better than to argue with him lest you wanted to dig your own grave. āāKay, āki.ā
He flashes you a smile. Obedient, just how he likes you. āGood girl.ā
Katsuki draws his hips back, thrusting just enough to fuck his tip into you. Heās teasing. The amount of willpower on his end it takes not to cum is nauseating.Ā
āYouāre so pretty, arenāt you?ā he rasps, one hand finding their way around your neck, squeezing just enough to make your head spin. Your hands reflexively grab his wrist.Ā
All you can manage is a fucked out moan. Katsuki has to resist the urge to coo, about how heās managed to turn you into a cockdrunk mess in such a short matter of time. The wave of possessiveness thatās been gnawing at the depths of his soul begins to seep out, and heās reminded of the reason why the two of you are in this position in the first place.Ā
He gives your throat another squeeze and a rough slap to your clit. āCāmon princess, answer me. Say it.ā He slowly adds more and more pressure until your ears grow hot and air feels like a precious commodity.Ā
āI-iām pretty,ā you manage to gasp out, tears spilling from your lash line as you begin to lose yourself between the space of pleasure and pain.Ā
Good. Always so pliant for him.
āThatās right, baby,ā he concedes. āSo fuckinā beautiful.ā He punctuates the last word with a deep thrust, right against that spongy spot that feels so good. Youāre so sensitive that itās enough to send you spiraling into your second orgasm, walls spasming around him uncontrollably.Ā
Katsuki stills, staving off his own release with all the restraint he can summon. He silently thanks whatever divine forces are out there that he didnāt cum the minute he felt the first clench of your orgasm.Ā
He grits his teeth as he wills himself to move, trying not to get lost in the wetness that envelops him. Youāre babbling now, senseless moans filling Katsukiās ears like a sweet melody.Ā
āKats, please, Iām too sensitiveāā Youāre shaking now, muscles trembling with every thrust.Ā
āBut Iām not done with you yet,ā he says simply, drawing his hips back with a particularly rough thrust. You choke back whatever you were going to say with a loud cry. āWhatās your color, baby?ā
You take a moment to answer, brain trying to comprehend the words just uttered to you. You look at Katsuki firmly, āGreen.ā
āAtta girl,ā he praises, the drive of his hips beginning to shallow. Heās close, and he doesnāt know how much longer he can hold out. But for you, he tries. āYouāre mine, right?ā
āYes,ā you breathe out, shivering as goosebumps dance across your skin.Ā
āSay it,ā Katsuki pleads, thrusts growing sloppy by the second. āSay youāre mine.ā
āIām all yours, āki.āĀ
With that, Katsukiās fate is sealed. Heās left groaning as a flash of pleasure shakes his very soul, filling you up with so much cum that it dribbles onto the mattress even while heās still inside you. You follow suit, an embarrassingly obscene rhythm of squelching noises fill the silence as you spasm around his dick. He collapses on top of you, but heās still coherent enough to not dump all his weight on you.Ā
Your labored breaths fill the room as the two of you come to. Katsuki pulls out of you with a wince, still a bit sensitive. He gives you a peck on the lips before he drags himself down, settling in between your legs much like he was earlier.Ā
You tense up, āKats, waitāā
Any and all protests cease the moment Bakugo works his tongue inside of you, slurping lewdly as he drags out the mixture of your cum and his, swallowing. He tries not to stimulate your puffy clit in an attempt to be merciful, but you still feel yourself steadily climbing to what would be your fourth orgasm this session. While the past three have been intense and drowning, this one comes to you in waves, dull pleasure invading your senses as Katsuki continues to eat you out to clean you up.Ā
He pulls away when you finish, your slick and his saliva coating his chin before he wipes it off on the back of his hand. You stare at his half-hard erection with a half concerned, half quizzical look. āDo youā¦ā you lick your lips, āneed help with that? Iām a little sensitive down thereĀ but I could use my moutāā
āNah, Iām good babe,ā he says earnestly, flashing you a smile that he only ever shows around you. āIāll be back.ā With that, your boyfriend leaves the room only to come back with a bottle of water.Ā
āDrink.ā You comply, finishing half the bottle graciously before handing it to him. He downs the rest before he settles next to you on the bed, laying on his side. You mirror him, shifting your body so that youāre both facing each other.Ā
Katsuki reaches out, finger idly tracing random shapes and lines onto the bare skin on your hip. He has a pensive look on his face, one that he usually doesnāt hold after stolen moments like this; itās an expression he wears when heās in deep thought.Ā
āBaby,ā you call out. His eyes snap to yours, eyebrows raised.
āYeah?ā
āWhatcha thinking about?ā You watch as a hesitant look flashes across your boyfriendās face before he shakes his head.
āSānothinā. Just thinkinā about us two.ā He speaks lightly. Itās always been difficult for him to voice his inner thoughts and feelings, so he tends to beat around the bush. Youāve learned that if you ever want something out of him, youād have to pry a little. Katsuki always indulges you though.Ā
āWhat about us?ā
āDo you- do you think youāll ever get tired of this?ā He repeats himself, clearing his throat. The question is followed by a weaker, ā...of me?ā
You think itās the most ridiculous question heās ever asked, because the answer should be obvious. āIād never get tired of you, Katsuki. I love you so much.ā
āI love you too,ā he replies automatically, ābut if I ever do anything that upsets you, or if I get too much for you, or if Iāā heās rambling now. Yes, itās difficult for Katsuki to talk about his feelings, but once you manage to get him to open up, all the walls of his self-made fortress come crashing down and itās up to you to pick up the pieces.Ā
āBaby,ā you giggle, pressing a kiss to his lips, cupping his sharp jaw with one hand. āLook at me.ā And he doesā ruby eyes meeting yours. āI love you because youāre you. And I choose to be with you everyday. Itās not always gonna be perfect, no relationship is. But I know that I will always wake up and choose you.āĀ
You can see the anxiety melt away from Katsukiās body, shoulders slumping as he lets out a breath he didnāt know he was holding.Ā
āLove you too, sap,ā is all he says before heās pulling you against his chest, squeezing you into a bearhug. You two stay that way until both of you are lulled to sleep.Ā
Youāre laying in bed with Katsuki, both of you dozing off when you hear a slight buzz from your phone on the nightstand. You squint as you try to read the notification, and make out that itās from your friend.
Denki Kaminari: So did it work?
You bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from laughing, giving a quick glance over your shoulder to check on your boyfriendā fast asleep. You turn back to your phone, your thumbs making quick work at your keyboard.Ā
You: Just like I said it would. Thanks Denki :)
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