Dec 19, 2025
have you seen what the trenchcoat kid did in the supply closet 😰
“Didn’t see, but I did hear.”
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have you seen what the trenchcoat kid did in the supply closet 😰
“Didn’t see, but I did hear.”
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accidently breaks the slushie machine and rans off
Reggie's eyes followed the customer as they darted out the door. At first, he thought it was another shoplifter taking some chips, but then he noticed the trail of red and green liquid and snapped his head towards the Slurpee machine with a horrified look.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” He muttered while sprinting to the back to grab buckets, cloths, a mop, and anything that could help with the mess. Of course this happens when his manager isn’t here, which she rarely is.”
“Shit, shit, shit!” He frantically tried to move the two levers but there was no use. They were both not only broken, but stuck. A mess of Slurpee kept accumulating at his feet. Realizing there was no use in trying to stop it, he turned to grab two buckets. However, he was too quick and ended up slipping onto the cold, slimy floor.
It seemed like the steady stream of frozen sugary hell would pour for infinity. But of course, there was an end. When the contents of the machine were reduced to nothing but drops, there layed Reggie on the immense lake of shame. His ego battered and bruised, his uniform soaked with the nauseating saccharin substance, and a garanteed knee problem in his future from that nasty fall.
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Would that be all?
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What? Questions? About the store or...?
Listen, if this is some sorta salubrity check I'll need t—
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Me? Now why would you wanna know stuff about me?
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sighs
Sure. Shoot. But make it quick, my shift's ending soon and I wasn't planning on doing overtime.
what do you think about that trenchcoat kid who always buys slurpees
“Gargamel? He’s irritating and a bit of a weirdo. Whenever he drops by I know my day is ruined. Guy hangs around the store like he owns the place. He plays with the Slurpee machine and makes a fu— a mess he doesn’t clean, enters restricted areas— Dude even jumped over the the counter once to grab a box of cigs.”
“Haven’t even mentioned his brainfreeze addiction, I think that’s what it is. And how he turns into a bigger ass— uh, a nuisance, when his girlfriend comes with. The days he doesn’t show his face around here are my favorites.”
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reggie really isn't faced by these types of customers, whom he calls "zombies." He deals with them all the time, especially during his morning shifts. So long as there isn't a line, he just lets them be until the wires in their brains finally move again.
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WHAT FLAVORS OF SLURPEE ARE THERE??? DO YOU SELL TURKEY DOGS????
When will people learn how to read? It’s always the same 2 questions too! The Slurpee machine says it on all caps and it's color coded: “CHERRY”, “LIME”!
You’ll never guess what’s next to those words to help their kindergarten levels of reading comprehension... A cherry and a lime! What else do they need?
And the hot dogs... THERE’S A FUCKING SIGN RIGHT ON TOP OF THE MACHINE THAT READS: “TURKEY HOT DOGS NOT AVAILABLE”! HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE LIKED THOSE UNTIL HE STARTED WORKING HERE! GODDAM—!
Ok, he needs to calm down. He’s an adult, he’s working. The client asked a question and he just gotta answer it. Probably for the millionth time.
“We offer cherry and lime Slurpee and unfortunately no, we don’t sell turkey hot dogs. I can get you a regular hot dog right away if you want.”
Nice, Reggie.
Can you put up a no making in the 7-Eleven sign or something? PLEASE?
Reggie frowns, confused by the request. It sounds like nonsense.
“A ‘No making in the 7-Eleven’ …? No making what? I’m confused.”
“Doesn’t matter anyway. I can’t just put up random signs without my manager’s approval so, sorry but no.”
*steals 67 bags of chips(
He watches as the person tries and fails to run away with all those bags of chips. In what world would that have worked? He lets out a tired groan and starts to pick up all the fallen bags. Some were stolen, sure, but most were now scattered all over the store’s floor and outside too. On top of that, he now has to follow the “robbery protocol” even if this could barely count as a successful robbery.
Fuck his life, man.