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Cursed artifact: Heart of Burn
A ruby pendant/amulet carved into an anatomically accurate heart that is always warm to the touch and sometimes even too hot to hold. You cannot take it out of your inventory once you’ve picked it up.
fire and poison damage at random intervals of both damage (between 1/10) and time (or if you eat/drink something acidic get random damage amounts instantly)
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A crow landed on the path ahead of me, a scrap of cloth in its beak. This was somehow connected to the amulet! I knew it instantly, even before my chaos crystal told me so. The crow dropped the fabric and cawed once. I took the clue, but not the advice.
It's just a little over a week until I go to sea (yes, The Actual Sea!) on a tall ship, and I probably shouldn't pack any cursed artifacts.
However, I absolutely can't resist packing my Swept Away travel mug for the occasion. Or my @astralwhat "Make History Or Die Trying" shirt. And I'm bringing Labyrinth of Ice to read in my downtime. Hell, the fact that I have a The Terror/Franklin Expedition related tattoo probably makes me a cursed artifact.
Ah, well, these will all be helpful conversation starters should worse come to worst...
While trying to find that one cursed Harley Sawyer bootleg plush abomination, I found comedy gold like why is this failed fma homunculus up for sale
Asking the burning questions here
What’s your least favorite figure (if there were any)?
Funko pops.........
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Bro put these clothes on I swear they aren't cursed bro you totally won't turn into a hot wolf girl with big muscles I promise on my lucky penny
Just started listening to the Hi Nay podcast and it took me a minute to realize why it felt so familiar and why I liked it right away. Even though the characters and situation are very different, it's got the same vibes as The Antique Shop. Cursed artifacts! Main character woman with powers with 2 male sidekicks! Mystery! Ghosts! Banter!
Hi Nay seems like it's shaping up to have more repeat characters than the Antique Shop but I'm so pleased to find it since I blew through the Antique Shop a few weeks ago.
Plus I love folklore, so learning about Filipino folklore, charms, prayers, and monsters is new for me and super interesting!
Something Very Stupid And TTRPG-Related I Found
In other news, I found something very stupid related to tabletop RPGs, and I had to share it with you.
So, there’s a tabletop RPG module for Lamentations of the Flame Princess* called "One Thousand Dead Babies." Because Lamentations of the Flame Princess is Like That...
...Okay, for a long story short, LotFP is an extremely gory/edgy D&D retroclone that embodies everything wrong with that scene, to the point where folks creating for it are pretty suspect, tho the author of this module (Zzarchov Kowolski) doesn’t appear to have that much on his record aside from collaborations with someone who made a really awful edgelord Willy Wonka-themed dungeon amongst others.
But I digress.
But, while the adventure was surprisingly significantly less edgelord-y than I expected, the reason for the title is funny in a literally cursed sort of way.
Specifically, the antagonist in the adventure is a cult dedicated to Baphomet, and said evil cult in the adventure sacrifices a newborn baby every night. Like, they specifically say “newborm” baby.
And then you're left to wonder "Where the hell are they getting all these newborn babies?!" And, the answer...
Is so much stupider than you would think.
