#cursed actually

(ik i'm so foul for that but i'm bored)

why would you do this to me

fine. so um. marry james. cuz obvious reasons. fuck remus because huge dick

im so sorry sirius baby 😭😭 i just cant see him sexually or romantically,,,,he's too much like me 😭😭

Honestly this feels pretty outdated but I'm still gonna post it anyway just because I can and because I absolutely love Komaeda as well as analysing his "luck".

Note: this is all theory and speculation and I'm not 100% right about everything but this is the best that I can come up with.

Enjoy.

Komaeda Nagito: Ultimate Curse

To be honest, I don't even think "luck" describes his life in the slightest.

Let me explain.

Throughout his entire life, Komaeda has been experiencing disastrous misfortune for every second that he lives. According to him, his "bad luck" started off ever since he was born with multiple unknown fatal chronic illnesses. (or something along those lines) But 'omg thank the gods' because it turns out that his "luck" was able to prevent those fatal illnesses from actually killing him.

Lucky huh?

Ohhh what about, sometime during his childhood, when he used to own a dog which later died from a truck accident (DAMN YOU TRUCK-KUN!) and the lucky part? He gets to see his dead dog again when Akane decided to almost strangle him to death. (It took about 10 years for that to take effect but that's not the important part)

Now, this is where the real fun begins.

Starting from the most popular one where Komaeda and his parents are on a plane (on their way back from holiday) and their plane gets hijacked, which resulted in his parents being killed right in front of him. What does he get in return? A miraculous falling meteor that can aim along with inherited wealth.

And then he gets kidnapped by a fucking serial killer sometime during middle school. Killer wanted ransom but realised no one could pay for it.

Komaeda walks away harm-freaking-free and rich aS FUC— ok I need to calm down. He found a winning lottery ticket in the bag he was kidnapped in.

Now, what am I trying to get at here? Why list all these events down?

Well, all those "lucky" comebacks are all bullshit. From the moment Komaeda Nagito breathed his first breath, he was afflicted by a curse.

Think about it, for every single situation, Komaeda *always* experiences misfortune firsthand before he gets the "lucky" part of it. Adding to that, had he not experience the unfortunate part, he wouldn't even need to acquire the lucky part of it. In fact, it almost feels as if his luck is just a compensation for his misfortune.

Fatal illness gone? Komaeda is healthy.

Dog didn't die from a truck accident? Komaeda doesn't get traumatised and heartbroken.

Hijackers didn't hijack the plane? Parents wouldn't get killed.

Parents doesn't get killed? Precise falling meteor doesn't fall (probably)

Kidnapper doesn't kidnap him? Would've been living a fantastic trauma free fucking life.

oh my god here we go 

Allura dies or sacrifices herself for whatever reason

Lotor being aged down to being a kid and reliving his whole life because of some stupid ass timewarp that they’ll pull out of their asses 

Shiro marries that rando and leaves that life behind because he’s happier being a housewife (I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT SOMEONE) 

This All Being A Dream

Voltron getting sacrificed to seal off the rift permanently 

If Allura ends up going away, Lance spending the rest of his pining for her because please no 

The Alteans Being The Big Bads and Allura losing once again 

The Everyone Pairs Off With Babies ending. enough please 

They defeated the biggest threat but then unleash a bigger threat and final scene is some huge pair of glowing eyes coming out of the dark 

That Keith becoming an alcoholic scenario we came up with together 

Matt dies and is put inside that fugly ass robot 

it ends JJBA Stone Ocean style with the universe resetting 

and now for some bad crack endings my friend and I came up with at 2:30 am 

Altea was never destroyed, the Alteans are doing swell. Alfor was the Big Bad all along 

Romelle becomes Empress of the Universe and by her decree everything must now be pastel 

Everything is saved by the power of friendship and Keith tells Haggar that “it doesn’t have to be this way” and it actually working 

“Maybe the real victory were the friends we made along the way” 

Lotor was just using all that quintessence to make his hair look totally on fleek and was also selling it to the space mall and charging ridiculous prices. this whole thing was just a big middle finger to capitalism. 

“And then the universe explodes and everyone died. the end.”