Interesting start to the day.
I set out on my noble mission of walk/jogging, looked at the beautiful weather, and thought: “You know what? Let’s call Granny and see if she wants to go to the little fishing spot/local shop adventure 2-3hours away with her friend.”
Granny: “No, no, I can’t. The people fixing my door are coming, so I have to stay home.”
Me: “Fair enough. Call me if you change your mind.”
5 minutes later.
Granny: “Well… I talked to my friend and we’re considering going.”
Me: “Cool, just let me know.”
10 minutes later.
Granny: “Hmm. When did you want to go? We were supposed to walk this morning.. i dont know.. ”
Me: “Whenever you want. We can do the walk first. Just let me know im down for whatever ”
15 min later
Granny: “Oh umm. I don’t know… can we go 9? ”
Me: “ yes, whatever you want, turning home now then.“
At this point I felt less like a grandson and more like a customer service representative handling an unusually complicated travel booking.
Anyway, the current status is that I’m standing in the garden digging for worms because apparently we are going fishing/shopping/adventuring in 40 minutes.
Or maybe not. Nobody knows. Not even Granny.
The only certainty is that there are now worms involved. Let’s see where this is going 😂🤷♂️














