Good, bc I admit that I was gonna judge you if you wanted to eat a cucumber like one would a corn dog or other food item of similar shape, even fully and completely ignoring any other insinuation.
Do you care how thick the slices are?
...I'm going to say that I totally wouldn't do that and you're going to nod and agree with me that I wouldn't.
Don't make them super thin please. I like the crunch.














