I think we should start the rumor, if it's not already live reveal to the world that cryptocurrency is the Mark of the Beast.
See, the relevant scripture is Revelation 13:16-17:
It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.
Verse 18 is the famous one that says that that number is 666.
People access their crypto wallets via their phones, and what do you hold your phone in? That's right, your hand. And they want you to do all your buying and selling with cryptocurrency. And everybody knows that a cryptowallet depends on math stuff, but you might not know that it's all about cryptographic keys, which are just very large numbers. Large enough that it becomes a near-certainty that somewhere in the decimal expression of that number, there's a 6 repeated three times. In fact, because the Blockchain is nothing but lots and lots of very big numbers, there are untold amounts of 666es in there, in every crypto wallet.
In the mark in your hand.
