#crypto headcannon

These will be under read mores. Proceed at your own risk.

Octane

3. When was the last time they had sex? 

“Uh, well, you see…. Last night, totally! Yeah….”

5. Do they masturbate often?

“Hey, a guy’s got needs. Plus I gotta get the stim and energy drinks out of my system.”

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

“Oh dude, I’d love to try out so- I mean, yeah, I have done so much amigos, like, you got no clue how wild I can get.”

Crypto

3. When was the last time they had sex?

“…”

11. How long can they live without sex?

“Twenty six years and counting.”

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

Octavio: Hey amigo you want something?

- Silence follows -

Octavio: Amigo? You up?

- More silence -

Octavio: *walks to the others room and peeks in*

Crypto: *asleep at his desk*

Octavio: Dude... *gently sets a blanket over him leaving to make food and coffee*

Crypto: *finally shuffles out to breakfast and coffee shoved into his hand* 어떻게 그렇게 일찍 지내? (How are you doing so early?)

Octavio: *wiggles almost finished energy drink* This is basically my blood.